Quietly — and seriously — @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social have been in negotiations to buy the bowl game America needs.
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Quietly — and seriously — @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social have been in negotiations to buy the bowl game America needs.
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
Some VERY big, fun news:
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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November 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Some VERY big, fun news:
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
Holy shit! This episode of PTFO @pablo.show is so much fun. No spoilers, come for @bencollins.bsky.social and Pablo Torre riffing on Bowl Game sponsorships. Stay for @kennymayne.bsky.social cameo and def watch until the end. Also, smash that subscribe link for @theonion.com I just did!
Some VERY big, fun news:
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Holy shit! This episode of PTFO @pablo.show is so much fun. No spoilers, come for @bencollins.bsky.social and Pablo Torre riffing on Bowl Game sponsorships. Stay for @kennymayne.bsky.social cameo and def watch until the end. Also, smash that subscribe link for @theonion.com I just did!
All of this and even some of the historic in-bowl moments, such as the Firm Handshake Cam and the reveal of the world's oldest football, are explained in detail in this episode with the beautiful and perfect Pablo Torre, the world's last journalist.
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
All of this and even some of the historic in-bowl moments, such as the Firm Handshake Cam and the reveal of the world's oldest football, are explained in detail in this episode with the beautiful and perfect Pablo Torre, the world's last journalist.
Great Listen and I could care less about baseball @pablo.show
Inside the MLB Lockout 2027 Negotiations with David Samson & John Skipper | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Great Listen and I could care less about baseball @pablo.show
What if Elon Musk owned a sports team?
That hypothetical nightmare — and the MLB lockout — explained: youtu.be/6Wk8ae9kAEk?...
That hypothetical nightmare — and the MLB lockout — explained: youtu.be/6Wk8ae9kAEk?...
Inside the MLB Lockout 2027 Negotiations with David Samson & John Skipper | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
What if Elon Musk owned a sports team?
That hypothetical nightmare — and the MLB lockout — explained: youtu.be/6Wk8ae9kAEk?...
That hypothetical nightmare — and the MLB lockout — explained: youtu.be/6Wk8ae9kAEk?...
Had a bowl of pho and some spring rolls for lunch and that meal had me ptfo 10 min later. Just woke up on the couch lost and confused.
November 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Had a bowl of pho and some spring rolls for lunch and that meal had me ptfo 10 min later. Just woke up on the couch lost and confused.
She ran 5 miles with me today. She's PTFO 😂😂
November 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
She ran 5 miles with me today. She's PTFO 😂😂
My willingness to listen to David Samson on PTFO is waning.
November 3, 2026 at 10:57 AM
My willingness to listen to David Samson on PTFO is waning.
mmmmm east coast election results beginning, wonder how much'll get called tonight before i ptfo
November 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
mmmmm east coast election results beginning, wonder how much'll get called tonight before i ptfo
According to PTFO, he rapped at Harvard. MC V? Or some such name…
November 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
According to PTFO, he rapped at Harvard. MC V? Or some such name…
Very surprised this wasn’t a PTFO episode
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson called it quits late last year, TMZ Sports reports
Bill Belichick, Jordon Hudson Quietly Broke Up Almost a Year Ago
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson called it quits late last year, and there's already been another person in the picture ... TMZ Sports has learned.
www.tmz.com
October 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Very surprised this wasn’t a PTFO episode
Good morning.
According to the U.S. Tennis Association, there is no record of Vivek Ramaswamy being a “nationally ranked junior tennis player.”
And then there’s the ad which connects to the Dept of Homeland Security’s corruption scandal.
@rooster.info returns: youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...
According to the U.S. Tennis Association, there is no record of Vivek Ramaswamy being a “nationally ranked junior tennis player.”
And then there’s the ad which connects to the Dept of Homeland Security’s corruption scandal.
@rooster.info returns: youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...
What Vivek Ramaswamy Doesn't Want You to Know | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
October 30, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Good morning.
According to the U.S. Tennis Association, there is no record of Vivek Ramaswamy being a “nationally ranked junior tennis player.”
And then there’s the ad which connects to the Dept of Homeland Security’s corruption scandal.
@rooster.info returns: youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...
According to the U.S. Tennis Association, there is no record of Vivek Ramaswamy being a “nationally ranked junior tennis player.”
And then there’s the ad which connects to the Dept of Homeland Security’s corruption scandal.
@rooster.info returns: youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...
Rooster was the guest on PTFO this morning. The whole episode was about Vivek.
October 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Rooster was the guest on PTFO this morning. The whole episode was about Vivek.
Was listening to PTFO this am re same. Time to return the fun to Funtime.
November 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Was listening to PTFO this am re same. Time to return the fun to Funtime.
The Onion Bowl
The PTFO Bowl
The Sickos Committee Gator Bowl (because it’s in Jacksonville)
The PTFO Bowl
The Sickos Committee Gator Bowl (because it’s in Jacksonville)
November 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The Onion Bowl
The PTFO Bowl
The Sickos Committee Gator Bowl (because it’s in Jacksonville)
The PTFO Bowl
The Sickos Committee Gator Bowl (because it’s in Jacksonville)
A murderers' row of awesomeness. The Onion Pure Sex Bowl, @bencollins.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social, @mattbrown.bsky.social, @sickoscommittee.org, @kennymayne.bsky.social, and the Boca Raton Gay Dolphin Bowl
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
A murderers' row of awesomeness. The Onion Pure Sex Bowl, @bencollins.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social, @mattbrown.bsky.social, @sickoscommittee.org, @kennymayne.bsky.social, and the Boca Raton Gay Dolphin Bowl
On our new Halloween episode, with @katienolan.bsky.social and @cruzkayne.bsky.social:
I introduced Steve Kerr to his doppelganger (who is, miraculously, also named Steve).
Please join the Summit of Steves: youtu.be/bpZVV22lbb4?...
I introduced Steve Kerr to his doppelganger (who is, miraculously, also named Steve).
Please join the Summit of Steves: youtu.be/bpZVV22lbb4?...
Introducing Steve Kerr to His Viral Doppelganger | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
October 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
On our new Halloween episode, with @katienolan.bsky.social and @cruzkayne.bsky.social:
I introduced Steve Kerr to his doppelganger (who is, miraculously, also named Steve).
Please join the Summit of Steves: youtu.be/bpZVV22lbb4?...
I introduced Steve Kerr to his doppelganger (who is, miraculously, also named Steve).
Please join the Summit of Steves: youtu.be/bpZVV22lbb4?...
@pablo.show finding out about THE @sickoscommittee.org !? Absolutely incredible! So proud of you Sickos for catching the attention of The Onion and PTFO!
November 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
@pablo.show finding out about THE @sickoscommittee.org !? Absolutely incredible! So proud of you Sickos for catching the attention of The Onion and PTFO!
Pablo is def worth listening to. Ramaswamy is cooked but this is gold info to continue to humiliate him. As he richly deserves.
youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...
youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...
What Vivek Ramaswamy Doesn't Want You to Know | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Pablo is def worth listening to. Ramaswamy is cooked but this is gold info to continue to humiliate him. As he richly deserves.
youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...
youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?...