#Pagefile
was wondering why my shit was running slow
EPIC GAMES DECIDED TO ALLOCATE 50GB OF RAM

PAGEFILE THE SIZE OF THE OCEAN BRO HOOOLY
May 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
WHY IS MY PAGEFILE ON D?????????????????????????????????????????????
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I saw a recommendation to set pagefile to 1.5 - 3x of RAM, which in this case implies a minimum of 92GB maximum 192GB

Absolutely mad scale we're working with here
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ADVANCED BENFROSH ADVICE: MAKE SURE YOUR PAGEFILE ISNT ON YOUR FUCKIN HDD
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
With the pagefile disabled you're testing how much memory Windows uses, while with the pagefile enabled, you test how much memory Windows uses that cannot be dumped to the pagefile.
September 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The new tooling makes SA-1 analysis way more aggressive. 64 GB pagefile to compensate my lack of RAM (current DDR5 prices on Brazil are too much for me right now) - but I'm super glad that it's working. Super Metroid SA-1 will happen.
September 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
72GB pagefile, what are you doing?
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EXIST

AS IF AN UNWANTED 40GB PAGEFILE FOR A 64GB RAM MACHINE WAS NOT BAD ENOUGH

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY HARDDRIVE

WHAT ARE YOU FOR

I WILL NOT CONSULT DOCUMENTATION

I EXORCIZE YOU FOUL USELESS DEMON

OUT! OUT!
July 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkya...

At one point, it was the proposed replacement for the harddrive, to make your entire computer portable.

It worked really well, but if your OS didn't have enough RAM, it needed a pagefile/virtual memory which hurt like hell on an MO disk.
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 AM
嗯,内存小就得把pagefile改大,不然windows当场表演死给你看😆
July 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
was trying to figure out why my hard drive was so full and my pagefile on my windows machine is 70gb lmfao
September 23, 2024 at 11:16 PM
APPARENTLY SETTING THE PAGEFILE TO BE 16GB FIXED EVERYTHING????
February 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the kids nowadays unironically say shit like "make sure you have a 40 gb pagefile"
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
unintuitively, the bigger a file is the more certain you can be that it doesn't contain anything useful. this is why you should delete your pagefile. you will surely not regret deleting your pagefile
shoutouts to the Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. User Experience Program for creating a 30GB .csv file somewhere in my computer
November 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM
it is way too easy to stunlock windows by pagefile swapping imo

just start killing things
March 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
you shouldn't disable the pagefile because everything uses it and is designed to use it, but everything would also run better if we didn't all use it
February 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
*deletes my pagefile*

"It was 16 gigs, and I needed computer space. Now my computer wont boot. Windows is bad"
February 19, 2024 at 3:16 PM
If you're going to do a "halving the memory until Windows no longer boots" video, PLEASE do not disable the pagefile, otherwise you will be sorely disappointed when Windows doesn't function at 1024 MB of RAM (adjust according to the Windows version)
September 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This exists on the trailing edge of all new tech.

It's just conspiracy - people who 'feel' like they get the tech. They fill knowledge gaps with magical thinking, and start preaching as these 'tech messiahs'.

I preferred it when they were just wrong about things like pagefile size though.
theres some kind of cult-like or even religious thing happening with AI “believers” where like… algorithms/machine learning is infallible/all-powerful and “the singularity” is like a judgement day— I’m making up the word “technotheism”
September 8, 2023 at 10:49 PM
the hiberfil.sys is *required* for hibernate to work, without it your pc would need to fully shut down and restart every time you turned it off, this feature is called fast startup now. and the pagefile allows the system to reduce memory pressure without closing applications or fully unloading data
June 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Example: I could run Windows NT 3.51 in 5 MB of RAM once, because of the pagefile, but if you disable it I don't think you can go below 16
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Schätze der Paging-Controller war auch die Blaupause für das Win-Pagefile später.
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
when i had 16 gigabytes of ram I would have to set a 65gb pagefile in order for cities skylines to not crash

now i have 64 gigs and the pagefile usage is around 20 gigs

i'm also on Linux now and swap behaves differently than windows pagefile, but the RAM is full anyway
actually sort of proud i managed to download enough cities skylines mods to nearly crash despite 64 gigabytes of ram
January 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It looks like the article is about a file thats way more stupid than pagefile and hiberfil.
June 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM