#Painkillers
Tiger Woods is using painkillers the right way.

by Ezra Klein
March 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’m on a lot of painkillers rn and I can’t sleep whyyyygggg 💀
February 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
swallowing whole coffee beans like they’re painkillers
September 24, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Full of soup
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i got surgery & woke up to billionaires eating babies.. rly hoping it’s the painkillers
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
really sick rn so used my last bit of consciousness before the painkillers wear off to draw her
September 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
(it's not a supply issue I either get painkillers or ADHD meds right now and I picked painkillers)
April 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sure, bud. Those painkillers are making you feel good but its time to face reality. The sands of time are trickling down.....
August 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Banana Lumbago
April 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I can smile again! Thank you painkillers!
April 29, 2026 at 10:27 PM
big talk from somebody who lost their nursing license for stealing prescription painkillers from the hospital
September 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
#jayvik WIP
Viktor will need painkillers after this session
July 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
i gotta take more painkillers
September 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i think we can all agree Excedrin has the most alluring, dynamic brand identity of the major generic painkillers
April 20, 2026 at 11:18 AM
When you consider how many people perished in surgery before the discovery of effective anesthetics, it's cruel NOT to abuse painkillers.
May 19, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Pregnant women already avoid taking painkillers, and suffer as a result.
September 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
oh. okay
April 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I really miss my fucking painkillers
February 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
imagining a guy who breaks his arm and insists that he's not taking painkillers because it hurts he's taking painkillers because it's about killing the idea of pain
Will stancil is genuinely just going full idealism. Ideas drive history. Yeah man. Alrighty. Cool beans
April 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Guess who's stoned on pain meds?
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
autism, and crucially for anyone over 30, on the side of painkillers
September 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Get him some painkillers
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Back home from the hospital and on prescription strength painkillers 💆🏻‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Nurse cats, luxury grade painkillers, and cheesy 90s blockbusters kinda day
March 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM