#PaintDrying
If I got asked “how boring is my transition”. I’d say it’s slow and gradual it’s like watching paint dry into a woman #joke #transition #paintdrying
September 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
White Lotus

slower than me cycling up Caerphilly Hill

3 episodes in to Series 3 and nothing has happened

#WhiteLotus #PaintDrying #WhieLotusS3
March 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It was all over from the beginning-#PaintDrying 🤷🏻‍♂️
LAP 42/53

This race is far from over! 🙌

Piastri is on the charge behind Norris, with both McLarens setting their sights on Verstappen 👀

#F1 #JapaneseGP
April 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Watching #AUSvSL from Darwin. A more lacklustre sporting I have never seen.
They certainly do not make any $$s from ticket sales.
#TestCricket in 🇦🇺 in August, yeah, nah!
#PaintDrying
August 14, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Next week F1 will be showing live coverage of a tin of Dulux white gloss drying. Let’s face it, it’s more exciting than watching the Las Vegas traffic jam as the americanisation of F1 continues! #F1 #Boring #TrafficJam #MustPleaseTheyanks #PaintDrying #DogShite
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“There are many #pointless things in the world, mostly of minor interest to sane people, but here at #BBC #R4PM we think it is vital to give them the same coverage as #Genocide, the mental flaws of #POTUS, destruction of the #environment, and breaches of #InternationalLaw, so … #ASMR”

#PaintDrying
March 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM