#Paperless
Go paperless, save trees.

Now they bulldoze forests for data centers.
July 27, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Remember when they sold us the slogan, "Go paperless, save trees, save the planet"?
Now we've gone digital, and it's consuming enormous amounts of water, destroying ecosystems, harming bees, and contributing to environmental damage on a scale paper never did.
August 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Paperless-ngx is a community supported opensource document management system that transforms your physical documents into a searchable online archive so you can keep, well, less paper. It is a free and opensource app

github.com/paperless-ng...
GitHub - paperless-ngx/paperless-ngx: A community-supported supercharged document management system: scan, index and archive all your documents
A community-supported supercharged document management system: scan, index and archive all your documents - paperless-ngx/paperless-ngx
github.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Thank you for protecting the environment by choosing paperless billing. Please print this page for your records.
May 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
they sent this to me in the mail
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
How long before Charmin requires all of its customers to go paperless
May 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“Go paperless to reduce clutter” now there’s just clutter in my fucking inbox
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Will spend the rest of my life considering how we were rushed into "going paperless" for the good of the environment only for the next generation of digital tools to become far worse for the environment.
August 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Email scams that look like an Evite or Paperless Post invitation are meant to snatch your data. For some, they've become an excuse to reconnect with old friends or flames. www.wired.com/story/party-...
Party Invite Phishing Scams Are the New Missed Connections
Email scams that look like an Evite or Paperless Post invitation are meant to snatch your data. For some, they've become an excuse to reconnect with old friends or flames.
www.wired.com
September 25, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Ah, going paperless...
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
🎯
July 20, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Me frantically cleaning my apartment last night upon realizing the Paperless Post invitation past amanda had sent out was now present amanda’s problem
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening https://theonion.com/george-lucas-frantically-hosing-wasp-nest-out-of-r2-d2-before-museum-opening/
September 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
New rule: do not get the Paperless Post subpoenaed
Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’m all for going paperless.

Except toilets
September 30, 2023 at 11:51 PM
not great that I can now adapt a classic Jewish joke, set variously in Tsarist Russia, Nazi Germany, etc ...

two Jews, one without papers, are talking on the street when they see the police approaching. the paperless one says to his friend "Quick, run so they chase you!" ...
ICE agents in tactical gear chase down and tackle a U.S. citizen in L.A.

After realizing he’s American, they just slink away.

Their only explanation: “Why were you running?”

Probably because two masked men with guns were trying to snatch him.
June 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
what part of "paperless billing" do these companies not understand?
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM
COMIC: Paperless
September 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
“Go paperless” they said “think of all the trees that will be saved” they said.
March 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
"alligator alcatraz" perfectly captures the truth of america:

1: on stolen, protected Native land near current tribes

2: horrendous violations of humanitarian law to force abducted paperless immigrants into slavery

3: animal cruelty with human cruelty. domination of nature is essential for them.
July 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Nowadays, “your office going paperless” means you work from home and got a bidet attachment.
August 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
And utilities force or bribe you into paperless billing and online payments and auto payments but do not have to provide you the same communication standards when you do.
I elected paperless billing for my water bill. Found out the hard way that the only way to get notifications of late payment or cut-off is if you elect paper billing.
May 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The only places in the country that still use paperless voting: a few counties in TX where it's already being phased out, and LA, which has been notorious for using old machines but which is also right now bringing in new paper ones. It's likely nowhere will have paperless machines by next November.
August 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
AT&T is slashing its autopay and paperless billing discounts
AT&T is slashing its autopay and paperless billing discounts
You’ll have to link your bank account if you want to keep the discount.
buff.ly
March 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM