Will a Christian baby parachute into either of the BBQs
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Will a Christian baby parachute into either of the BBQs
First cup of tea: my liquid parachute opens.
November 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
First cup of tea: my liquid parachute opens.
no one likes parachute journalism
i’ll let this anchorage daily news op-ed have the last word here: “Lower 48 news outlets have a history of failing to understand Alaska, and only randomly and quickly coming north to dig for gold, though often just taking home dirt.”
Opinion: New York Times Peltola story wins the Fox News Unfair and Unbalanced Award
New York Times journalists have allowed half of the story to elude them — the half that most Alaskans know, and Lower 48 reporters should too.
www.adn.com
November 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
no one likes parachute journalism
Who CORRECTLY ASSESSED that parachute pants look cool.
October 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Who CORRECTLY ASSESSED that parachute pants look cool.
The November 2026 issue of Ghost Parachute is here!
Cover illustrated by @genevievetyrrell.bsky.social.
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Cover illustrated by @genevievetyrrell.bsky.social.
ghostparachute.com/issue/novemb...
November 2026 Issue — Ghost Parachute
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November 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The November 2026 issue of Ghost Parachute is here!
Cover illustrated by @genevievetyrrell.bsky.social.
ghostparachute.com/issue/novemb...
Cover illustrated by @genevievetyrrell.bsky.social.
ghostparachute.com/issue/novemb...
October 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
#ArtistFave15 Guster Day 2
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
Now all the way back to the start, the title track of their very first record. Much more in line with the acoustic + bongos origins
14. “Parachute” (Parachute )
youtu.be/UrvojhqIqGo?...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
Now all the way back to the start, the title track of their very first record. Much more in line with the acoustic + bongos origins
14. “Parachute” (Parachute )
youtu.be/UrvojhqIqGo?...
November 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
#ArtistFave15 Guster Day 2
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
Now all the way back to the start, the title track of their very first record. Much more in line with the acoustic + bongos origins
14. “Parachute” (Parachute )
youtu.be/UrvojhqIqGo?...
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
Now all the way back to the start, the title track of their very first record. Much more in line with the acoustic + bongos origins
14. “Parachute” (Parachute )
youtu.be/UrvojhqIqGo?...
The Glazers when they find out relegated clubs get parachute payments in the Championship. 💀
November 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The Glazers when they find out relegated clubs get parachute payments in the Championship. 💀
Trump official scrambling for 'parachute' as impeachment looms #AlterNet
www.alternet.org
Trump official scrambling for 'parachute' as impeachment looms
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October 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Trump official scrambling for 'parachute' as impeachment looms #AlterNet
The #DareMightyThings umbrella is back on pre-order! Maybe for the last time... 👀
Inspired by the Perseverance rover parachute 🪂
We need 50 pre-orders to restock them!
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🔭🐡🧪🎨
Inspired by the Perseverance rover parachute 🪂
We need 50 pre-orders to restock them!
🔗 sciencesocks.co/prod...
🔭🐡🧪🎨
October 31, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The #DareMightyThings umbrella is back on pre-order! Maybe for the last time... 👀
Inspired by the Perseverance rover parachute 🪂
We need 50 pre-orders to restock them!
🔗 sciencesocks.co/prod...
🔭🐡🧪🎨
Inspired by the Perseverance rover parachute 🪂
We need 50 pre-orders to restock them!
🔗 sciencesocks.co/prod...
🔭🐡🧪🎨
okay so imagine that you're skydiving and you have one parachute, and falling next to you is an unbaptized christian baby. Assume that a trolley is falling upwards towards you and will hit the christian baby unless you give the baby your parachute and divert them to the Dahmer Barbecue
November 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
okay so imagine that you're skydiving and you have one parachute, and falling next to you is an unbaptized christian baby. Assume that a trolley is falling upwards towards you and will hit the christian baby unless you give the baby your parachute and divert them to the Dahmer Barbecue
Thrilled to have a new story in the November issue of Ghost Parachute!
Read "Your sister calls from Freedomland" written by @didiwood.bsky.social and illustrated by @kaystedmanfriedman.bsky.social.
"... although she’s hardly called since you drove her to the gate after the war, the impeachments, the trials, the establishment of a refuge..."
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"... although she’s hardly called since you drove her to the gate after the war, the impeachments, the trials, the establishment of a refuge..."
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Your sister calls from Freedomland — Ghost Parachute
“The baby’s sick,” she says, and you say, “Oh, no,” and then, “What baby?” because seriously what baby and she says he’s burning up, won’t eat, won’t stop crying, and your husband looks up from the ga...
tinyurl.com
November 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Thrilled to have a new story in the November issue of Ghost Parachute!
Cool. Next, fire him. No golden parachute.
October 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Cool. Next, fire him. No golden parachute.
Moi je propose qu'on largue lavagna en parachute au dessus de l'Algérie.
October 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Moi je propose qu'on largue lavagna en parachute au dessus de l'Algérie.
parachute pants will return somehow
October 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
parachute pants will return somehow
Gonna get my parachute to ride these slopes
October 30, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Gonna get my parachute to ride these slopes
But what about the baby without a parachute!?
November 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
But what about the baby without a parachute!?
Blackburn’s move to governor leaves Hegseth with potential parachute #TheHill
thehill.com
Blackburn’s move to governor leaves Hegseth with potential parachute
twp.ai
October 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Blackburn’s move to governor leaves Hegseth with potential parachute #TheHill
Is it a parachute ?
November 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Is it a parachute ?
You can’t refuse both invitations. There’s a skydiving christian baby who won’t open his parachute until you RSVP to one.
November 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
You can’t refuse both invitations. There’s a skydiving christian baby who won’t open his parachute until you RSVP to one.
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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October 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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The way Palpatine's hood is drawn makes him look like MODOK with a parachute open.
November 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The way Palpatine's hood is drawn makes him look like MODOK with a parachute open.
"Parachute" by Olivia Somerlyn was the No.1 Dance song in the U.S. on this day in 2014.
#OliviaSomerlyn #Parachute #NickJonas #CreativeArtistsAgency ##pop #edm #dance #MusicHeals #MusicSky #No.1s
#OliviaSomerlyn #Parachute #NickJonas #CreativeArtistsAgency ##pop #edm #dance #MusicHeals #MusicSky #No.1s
Parachute - Olivia Somerlyn (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ThatGirlJayna
youtu.be
October 30, 2026 at 2:27 PM
"Parachute" by Olivia Somerlyn was the No.1 Dance song in the U.S. on this day in 2014.
#OliviaSomerlyn #Parachute #NickJonas #CreativeArtistsAgency ##pop #edm #dance #MusicHeals #MusicSky #No.1s
#OliviaSomerlyn #Parachute #NickJonas #CreativeArtistsAgency ##pop #edm #dance #MusicHeals #MusicSky #No.1s
I hope you brought a parachute!
November 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I hope you brought a parachute!