Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/
July 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/
🚑 Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service.
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🚑 Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service.
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
July 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics h...
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July 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
yorkshirebylines.co.uk/news/home-af...
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
yorkshirebylines.co.uk/news/home-af...
Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
February 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
yorkshirebylines.co.uk/news/home-af...
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
yorkshirebylines.co.uk/news/home-af...
Important addendum: tell the paramedics what you took, when, and how much. Do not lie to the paramedics.
Treat the cops (and Feds) like the fey folk: tell them nothing, accept nothing from them, assume everything they say is, if not a lie, a trick.
(the original wording was more poetic, but the point remains the same)
(the original wording was more poetic, but the point remains the same)
December 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Important addendum: tell the paramedics what you took, when, and how much. Do not lie to the paramedics.
Israel has killed nine paramedics in just 72 hours in southern Lebanon and it’s business as usual.
Now imagine the outrage if that was nine Israeli paramedics. The entire world would be screaming and condemning it as terrorism.
Now imagine the outrage if that was nine Israeli paramedics. The entire world would be screaming and condemning it as terrorism.
May 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Israel has killed nine paramedics in just 72 hours in southern Lebanon and it’s business as usual.
Now imagine the outrage if that was nine Israeli paramedics. The entire world would be screaming and condemning it as terrorism.
Now imagine the outrage if that was nine Israeli paramedics. The entire world would be screaming and condemning it as terrorism.
“Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics h...
theonion.com
July 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff
Did you know?
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
February 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Did you know?
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
Happy EMS week to my fellow paramedics and EMTs around the world. May your day be filled with nothing but BLS calls.
#EMSWeek2025 #Paramedics #EMTs #AmbulanceLife #EmergencyRoom
#EMSWeek2025 #Paramedics #EMTs #AmbulanceLife #EmergencyRoom
May 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Happy EMS week to my fellow paramedics and EMTs around the world. May your day be filled with nothing but BLS calls.
#EMSWeek2025 #Paramedics #EMTs #AmbulanceLife #EmergencyRoom
#EMSWeek2025 #Paramedics #EMTs #AmbulanceLife #EmergencyRoom
#C4News last night reported on the wholesale targeting of ambulances & paramedics in Lebanon by Israel, including the recent 'triple hit', when Israel attacked an ambulance, then attacked paramedics who went to help, and then attacked further paramedics also trying to help.
April 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
#C4News last night reported on the wholesale targeting of ambulances & paramedics in Lebanon by Israel, including the recent 'triple hit', when Israel attacked an ambulance, then attacked paramedics who went to help, and then attacked further paramedics also trying to help.
🚑 Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections | Brian McDaid
@yorkshirebylines.co.uk
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections | Brian McDaid
@yorkshirebylines.co.uk
Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
February 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
🚑 Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections | Brian McDaid
@yorkshirebylines.co.uk
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections | Brian McDaid
@yorkshirebylines.co.uk
Israel admits to purposefully targeting journalists in Lebanon for death. Then conducting a double kill strike by killing the paramedics who went in to care for the journalists.
Israel has already killed 51 paramedics in Lebanon. It is Gaza-style terror all over again.
Israel has already killed 51 paramedics in Lebanon. It is Gaza-style terror all over again.
March 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Israel admits to purposefully targeting journalists in Lebanon for death. Then conducting a double kill strike by killing the paramedics who went in to care for the journalists.
Israel has already killed 51 paramedics in Lebanon. It is Gaza-style terror all over again.
Israel has already killed 51 paramedics in Lebanon. It is Gaza-style terror all over again.
The deliberate killing of medics and paramedics is a war crime.
April 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The deliberate killing of medics and paramedics is a war crime.
🚑 Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
By Brian McDaid
@brianamcdaid.bsky.social
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
By Brian McDaid
@brianamcdaid.bsky.social
Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections.
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🚑 Time to recognise paramedics as an official emergency service
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
By Brian McDaid
@brianamcdaid.bsky.social
Paramedics face immense stress yet lack official emergency service recognition. It’s time for fair rights, benefits and retirement protections
By Brian McDaid
@brianamcdaid.bsky.social
Around 11:30 PM, I dropped by FDNY’s EMS station in Elmhurst. These stations are centralized hubs where FDNY EMTs, paramedics and EMS officers come to pick up their equipment to restock ambulances.
April 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Around 11:30 PM, I dropped by FDNY’s EMS station in Elmhurst. These stations are centralized hubs where FDNY EMTs, paramedics and EMS officers come to pick up their equipment to restock ambulances.
ICE doesn’t de-escalate, it escalates, then runs.
🚨ICE agent pepper-sprays woman after shoving her. Totally unnecessary. Santa Barbara police and paramedics showed up to clean up the mess. ICE already fled the scene.
🚨ICE agent pepper-sprays woman after shoving her. Totally unnecessary. Santa Barbara police and paramedics showed up to clean up the mess. ICE already fled the scene.
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
ICE doesn’t de-escalate, it escalates, then runs.
🚨ICE agent pepper-sprays woman after shoving her. Totally unnecessary. Santa Barbara police and paramedics showed up to clean up the mess. ICE already fled the scene.
🚨ICE agent pepper-sprays woman after shoving her. Totally unnecessary. Santa Barbara police and paramedics showed up to clean up the mess. ICE already fled the scene.
In a way, it was the paramedics who saved me
October 22, 2024 at 6:37 AM
In a way, it was the paramedics who saved me
do NOT stay hydrated. faint in public and take up a few paramedics' time and resources. become ungovernable
May 26, 2026 at 8:19 AM
do NOT stay hydrated. faint in public and take up a few paramedics' time and resources. become ungovernable
More paramedics for all!
July 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
More paramedics for all!
Here’s the video of the infant being removed by paramedics.
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Here’s the video of the infant being removed by paramedics.
No country in history has killed as many Journalists, bombed as many ambulances, deliberately killed as many paramedics or killed such a high percentage of children as Israel.
Not one, EVER.
Not one, EVER.
April 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
No country in history has killed as many Journalists, bombed as many ambulances, deliberately killed as many paramedics or killed such a high percentage of children as Israel.
Not one, EVER.
Not one, EVER.
They’re called paramedics because there’s two of them
December 4, 2024 at 11:38 PM
They’re called paramedics because there’s two of them