it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
ADL before: Never Again
ADL now: Maybe Be Less Paranoid?
ADL now: Maybe Be Less Paranoid?
January 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ADL before: Never Again
ADL now: Maybe Be Less Paranoid?
ADL now: Maybe Be Less Paranoid?
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
I knew it! The White House is considering SUSPENDING HABEAS CORPUS. And here I thought I was being paranoid.
May 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I knew it! The White House is considering SUSPENDING HABEAS CORPUS. And here I thought I was being paranoid.
elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there
February 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there
paranoid staaaaare
August 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
paranoid staaaaare
One columnist, a professional pundit, is living in a paranoid delusion. The other, a sociologist, is living in America.
March 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
One columnist, a professional pundit, is living in a paranoid delusion. The other, a sociologist, is living in America.
its good that the leader of the US military is paranoid and psychotic
This motherfucker never met a stupid idea he didn't love:
April 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
its good that the leader of the US military is paranoid and psychotic
paranoid schizophrenia case study
March 14, 2026 at 12:04 PM
paranoid schizophrenia case study
i get called paranoid for saying stuff like this is happening and i am once again vindicated. how am i supposed to not be paranoid in a world like this?
"Perhaps more concerningly, the TVs were capable of recording microphone audio when in standby; this continued even after the TV was disconnected from the internet, with audio files stored offline and uploaded once a connection was restored."
It's finally happened: the improved quality of machine transcription and the greater ability to extract value from unlabelled data means "your tech is eavesdropping on you for marketing purposes" has crossed from "false conspiracy theory" to "true and concerning" www.theverge.com/tech/991190/...
September 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i get called paranoid for saying stuff like this is happening and i am once again vindicated. how am i supposed to not be paranoid in a world like this?
June 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
These are just paranoid delusions
August 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
These are just paranoid delusions
Trump is paranoid.
March 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Trump is paranoid.
July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Nothing says “vacation in the USA“ like deleting five years of social media in the departure lounge.
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nothing says “vacation in the USA“ like deleting five years of social media in the departure lounge.
that paranoid feeling when you’re not sure if the film actually advanced through the camera
June 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
that paranoid feeling when you’re not sure if the film actually advanced through the camera
"Where were you?"
"Working late."
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Don't be paranoid, Loretta."
"Paranoid? Paranoid?!?"
"Just calm d-"
"GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR MARVIN."
"Working late."
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Don't be paranoid, Loretta."
"Paranoid? Paranoid?!?"
"Just calm d-"
"GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR MARVIN."
May 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"Where were you?"
"Working late."
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Don't be paranoid, Loretta."
"Paranoid? Paranoid?!?"
"Just calm d-"
"GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR MARVIN."
"Working late."
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Don't be paranoid, Loretta."
"Paranoid? Paranoid?!?"
"Just calm d-"
"GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR MARVIN."
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
April 18, 2026 at 7:55 AM
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
“It’s paranoid authoritarianism.”
All the FBI needs now to complete a scene from, say, The Death of Stalin, is for Patel to run down the hallways shouting, “I have documents on all of you!”
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
The Federal Bureau of Paranoia
America turns on its own spies and cops.
www.theatlantic.com
July 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“It’s paranoid authoritarianism.”
this is such a good bait post for paranoid people
remember, signal is the only decent dm platform. all the others exist for sharing a signal handle, the way internet explorer is there to install chrome
February 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
this is such a good bait post for paranoid people