To paraphrase Mark Twain- -“True patriotism is supporting your country all the time & your government when they deserve it.”
May 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
To paraphrase Mark Twain- -“True patriotism is supporting your country all the time & your government when they deserve it.”
Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh
Kristi Noem: "It reminded me of the quote that is often attribute to George Orwell that states, 'People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.'"
March 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh
Greg Bovino is, to paraphrase the great Marisa Kabas, a Gestapo bitch.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Greg Bovino is, to paraphrase the great Marisa Kabas, a Gestapo bitch.
To paraphrase the great Jennifer Tilly:
He's lucky he's an idiot.
He's lucky he's an idiot.
Q: Can you expand on your comment that nobody has any idea why Bondi is no longer the AG? It seems like it's a problem if you don't know what the president wants you to be doing better
BLANCHE: That's an assumption baked into your question that I don't know is true
BLANCHE: That's an assumption baked into your question that I don't know is true
April 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
To paraphrase the great Jennifer Tilly:
He's lucky he's an idiot.
He's lucky he's an idiot.
Lot of people seem to think this is a paraphrase. No, he actually said that
Vice President JD Vance: "I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents"
June 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lot of people seem to think this is a paraphrase. No, he actually said that
To paraphrase a friend - the transmisogyny lately is rank - even in leftist space.
July 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
To paraphrase a friend - the transmisogyny lately is rank - even in leftist space.
I assumed that second quote was satire, or at least a paraphrase. It’s not. The thug trash said that.
“The use of force that I’ve seen has been exemplary — the least amount of force necessary to accomplish the mission,” Bovino told @cbsnews.com Friday. “If someone strays into a pepper ball, then that’s on them. Don’t protest and don’t trespass.”
FULL STORY: U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, who has led a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and the suburbs, to appear in her courtroom in person at 10 a.m. Tuesday. @wttw.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I assumed that second quote was satire, or at least a paraphrase. It’s not. The thug trash said that.
I sort of assumed that this was a paraphrase rather than a quote
Sean Davis, CEO and co-founder of The Federalist, says he walks around worrying that someone who's hopped up on hormones and Trans surgeries is going to try and kill him.
July 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I sort of assumed that this was a paraphrase rather than a quote
To paraphrase Nancy Reagan, just say neigh.
September 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
To paraphrase Nancy Reagan, just say neigh.
I thought this might be a paraphrase. It is not a paraphrase.
Trump: We have a ballroom that's under budget. I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that. And we're right now on budget, under budget and ahead of schedule. I DOUBLED THE SIZE OF IT YOU DUMB PERSON!
May 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I thought this might be a paraphrase. It is not a paraphrase.
To paraphrase @therickwilson.bsky.social, Everything Elon Touches Dies.
December 20, 2024 at 10:35 PM
To paraphrase @therickwilson.bsky.social, Everything Elon Touches Dies.
To paraphrase the defiant governor’s response to Trump:
“Bitch, you cray”
This is the Chicago way.
“Bitch, you cray”
This is the Chicago way.
Pritzker: Trump looked at the cameras and asked for me personally to say, Mr. President, can you do us the honor of protecting our city? Instead, I say, Mr. President, do not come to Chicago.
Your remarks about this effort have betrayed a continuing slip in your mental faculties
Your remarks about this effort have betrayed a continuing slip in your mental faculties
August 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
To paraphrase the defiant governor’s response to Trump:
“Bitch, you cray”
This is the Chicago way.
“Bitch, you cray”
This is the Chicago way.
Reid: Attention all Maga trolls. Your bullshit is not welcome here. And to paraphrase one of my favorite actors in the world, Robert De Niro: Fuck y'all
February 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Reid: Attention all Maga trolls. Your bullshit is not welcome here. And to paraphrase one of my favorite actors in the world, Robert De Niro: Fuck y'all
To paraphrase Jan Hooks' Tina, "There's no basement to Adam Schiff."
July 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
To paraphrase Jan Hooks' Tina, "There's no basement to Adam Schiff."
To paraphrase Roy Kent: “Fuuuuuck.”
September 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
To paraphrase Roy Kent: “Fuuuuuck.”
To paraphrase James Baldwin, the belief in the goodness is the whole problem.
"The shattering of faith in America’s goodness is the hardest part to watch."
A photographer’s view of ICE’s relentless courthouse arrests
The shattering of faith in America's goodness is the hardest part to watch.
www.motherjones.com
April 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
To paraphrase James Baldwin, the belief in the goodness is the whole problem.
this is barely a paraphrase
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this is barely a paraphrase
To paraphrase Deadpool, "he even *runs* like a politician who protected a pedophile"
Leaked video reveals Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton in London with his mistress on the 4th of July.
July 9, 2026 at 11:38 AM
To paraphrase Deadpool, "he even *runs* like a politician who protected a pedophile"
To paraphrase Carrie Fisher, things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards.
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
To paraphrase Carrie Fisher, things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards.
To paraphrase Mark Twain, "Live such that your dick will never be described in court."
May 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
To paraphrase Mark Twain, "Live such that your dick will never be described in court."
To paraphrase Margaret Atwood…”men are afraid that women will laugh at them, women are afraid that men will kill them”
January 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
To paraphrase Margaret Atwood…”men are afraid that women will laugh at them, women are afraid that men will kill them”
Exactly. To paraphrase, “I hate Democrats because they are no better than Trump, whom I support.”
What did I just read? A woman who found working for Democrats mildly annoying so she switched to supporting a corrupt authoritarian racist & rapist? And we’re expected to conclude that she had good reasons for that from the gossip she shares? Risible stuff.
September 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Exactly. To paraphrase, “I hate Democrats because they are no better than Trump, whom I support.”
to paraphrase dogrates
this is a social media site not an airport u do not need to announce your departures lol
this is a social media site not an airport u do not need to announce your departures lol
July 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
to paraphrase dogrates
this is a social media site not an airport u do not need to announce your departures lol
this is a social media site not an airport u do not need to announce your departures lol
To paraphrase a famous saying, "she's so poor, all she has is money."
April 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
To paraphrase a famous saying, "she's so poor, all she has is money."
Sometimes, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett, you hear the voice of the electorate. And it growls
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Sometimes, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett, you hear the voice of the electorate. And it growls