#Parboiled
Brilliant observation by @maxkennerly.bsky.social to a whole pot-full of parboiled frogs.
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
*deep inhale*
*glare*

THAT'S NOT HOW COPYRIGHT WORKS, YOU PARBOILED PARSNIP
August 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I want to say that this is all an example of how staying on Twitter really cooks people's brains, but most of these dudes were pretty parboiled to begin with.
These guys could not be prouder of their moral degeneracy and I for one encourage them to keep at it, for comedy.
July 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
anyways here’s some potatoes
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This stupid thought-free regurgitation of parboiled 1980s sentiment is not worth my ire, but alas, I have so much ire.
August 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I want to see the #AI industry publicly disembowelled before its parboiled, tarred head is skewered on a pike at the city gates. I hope that's clear enough.
May 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Doodles for Sade featuring my bunny Chocola 👀 Always eager to get nicely full, she heard eating parboiled rice was a nice way to add on to a bloat! She might've gotten carried away with how much rice she packed in there though, it won't stop expanding even as it travels deeper 👀💦
September 29, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Cuomo is forever COOKED, which makes sense because he appears to have been fucking parboiled during his political interregnum.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A supermarket shelf packed with rice parboiled, basmati, brown rice and risotto mixes.

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#Rice #Agrino #RisoScotti #Groceryshop #Supermarket #parboiled #basmati #brownrice #risottomixes #Cooking
August 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
This parboiled jackass. This brainless, dead-eyed thug. Rolling him up in a carpet and dumping him in front of the starting gates at the Kentucky Derby would be too good for him.
February 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ich war *Nuschelnuschel* Jahre alt, als ich gemerkt habe Parboiled Reis ist keine Reissorte 🙄

partially boiled - parboiled 🙄

Vorgekochter Reis, es ist vorgekochter und getrockneter Reis 🙄

Und ich dachte immer "Wer denkt sich so einen Namen aus." 🙄
January 20, 2026 at 11:33 AM
'Näher dran geht's nicht' #FotoVorschlag
Fotosession Reis Teil 2
April 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
parboiled fingerlings, chicken with pan sauce, and gool ol' gbc with twice the recommended amount of onions
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
These people's brains are parboiled
April 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
making potatoes, parboiled in alkaline water, covered in olive oil, baking rn
November 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Truly so much of the current moment only makes sense once you realize that people who are too rich to have anyone who cares about them say “are you fucking stupid?”in their lives anymore have parboiled their minds.
February 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
'In der Küche' #FotoVorschlag
Fotosession mit dem Reis
April 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I haven't tried arborio or sushi rice in my burritos yet but basmati, parboiled, whole grain, and wheat berries, are all clearly better for burritos than jasmine rice
May 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Parboiled and canned potatoes, actually pretty handy as a cooking ingredient.
May 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
That was the Tea Nostrils, next up Parboiled September
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
December 25, 2024 at 11:35 AM
This week Mr Pip has barked at

The Overton Window

Lee Anderson giving Neanderthals a bad name

Americans attempting tea

Nostrils

Anything parboiled

September

Anyone assuming a Time Lord has to conform to their narrow worldview

Earwigs

Gentlemen in England still abed

and

Morpeth.
January 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No, Melissa. I don’t wanna subscribe to your damned recipe blog! I don’t give one single parboiled fuck about your kid’s summer snack plans. Just let me print the fucking apple bread recipe.
June 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM