#PardonMeFor nothing. I don’t need your stinkin’ pardon…
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 AM
#PardonMeFor nothing. I don’t need your stinkin’ pardon…
#PardonMeFor demanding a belly rub when you know there’s a 47% chance you may be clawed
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 AM
#PardonMeFor demanding a belly rub when you know there’s a 47% chance you may be clawed
#PardonMeFor having to go to bed because the human is whining about having to get up in the morning. Like it’s my fault they haven’t won the lottery or something…
#GoodNightFriends
#GoodNightFriends
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 AM
#PardonMeFor having to go to bed because the human is whining about having to get up in the morning. Like it’s my fault they haven’t won the lottery or something…
#GoodNightFriends
#GoodNightFriends
#PardonMeFor attacking your feet. I thought I was saving you from a monster under the covers—my bad
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December 2, 2024 at 5:08 AM
#PardonMeFor attacking your feet. I thought I was saving you from a monster under the covers—my bad
#PardonMeFor this joke, I'll need it once you read it
December 2, 2024 at 7:06 AM
#PardonMeFor this joke, I'll need it once you read it
#PardonMeFor thinking that 💩 and having the guts to say that 💩.
December 2, 2024 at 6:11 AM
#PardonMeFor thinking that 💩 and having the guts to say that 💩.
#PardonMeFor asking, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
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December 2, 2024 at 5:30 AM
#PardonMeFor asking, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 AM
#PardonMeFor causing drama at the family dinner party… I was just bored.
December 2, 2024 at 6:50 AM
#PardonMeFor causing drama at the family dinner party… I was just bored.
#PardonMeFor selling catnip … I was just trying to provide for my family
December 2, 2024 at 6:45 AM
#PardonMeFor selling catnip … I was just trying to provide for my family
December 2, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 5:52 AM
#PardonMeFor upsetting women of certain rage
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December 2, 2024 at 5:21 AM
#PardonMeFor upsetting women of certain rage
#PardonMeFor eating the blueberry pie … it just looked so good
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 AM
#PardonMeFor eating the blueberry pie … it just looked so good
#PardonMeFor trying to do the right thing ... eventually.
![[A couple of low-lifes outside a pawn shop]
Him: Well, there's your brooch back. Sorry about the, ah, misunderstanding.
Her: "Misunderstanding?" Is that what lowlife slimeballs are calling *theft* nowadays?
Him: Jeez, Celeste, why ya gotta be so nasty?
Her: I think I'm showing a lot of restraint. I still can't *believe* I was foolish enough to trust you.
Him: And *I* can't believe the pawn shop was gonna give me fifty bucks for that hideous midcentury knock-off.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buke6ob4tlr7yxhplfp436kc/bafkreigyooumpvpccikdhlkgp3d3bipuvahl3vvxuvn5nmdtufcypd454u)
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 AM
#PardonMeFor trying to do the right thing ... eventually.
#PardonMeFor having a shred of fashion sense, but at least I come by it honestly.
![[Tight focus on a middle-aged couple having a rather tense conversation. She is wearing a tailored blazer and her hair is done in a stylish short bob.]
Oskar: Lydia, I am so done with this whole "who wore it better" business.
Lydia: Well, excuse *me* for having the tiniest clue about fashion sense, Mr. Off-the-Rack-Rumpled-Tweeds.
Oskar: Stop it. You know perfectly well I'm talking about that hair-cut.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buke6ob4tlr7yxhplfp436kc/bafkreihjjx6xdubyaqcivirictndtu462jhn4sxs4wyxxl2eoqdmveb3k4)
December 2, 2024 at 6:04 AM
#PardonMeFor having a shred of fashion sense, but at least I come by it honestly.