Can’t download if your store access is parentally locked, though. (Relatedly I really think we underestimate how surveilled and monitored teens are nowadays.)
July 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Can’t download if your store access is parentally locked, though. (Relatedly I really think we underestimate how surveilled and monitored teens are nowadays.)
September 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
You have two options this month.
Octobun or Octobhare.
I expect to see way more bucked teeth and far more parentally inclined hares.
Let's go, wot wot.
(Yes I know some hares aren't english and are neutral on badgers. Shhhhh.)
Octobun or Octobhare.
I expect to see way more bucked teeth and far more parentally inclined hares.
Let's go, wot wot.
(Yes I know some hares aren't english and are neutral on badgers. Shhhhh.)
October 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
You have two options this month.
Octobun or Octobhare.
I expect to see way more bucked teeth and far more parentally inclined hares.
Let's go, wot wot.
(Yes I know some hares aren't english and are neutral on badgers. Shhhhh.)
Octobun or Octobhare.
I expect to see way more bucked teeth and far more parentally inclined hares.
Let's go, wot wot.
(Yes I know some hares aren't english and are neutral on badgers. Shhhhh.)
the most parentally approved cut day there ever was
October 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the most parentally approved cut day there ever was
What parentally madated bedtime does to a mf at 17
July 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What parentally madated bedtime does to a mf at 17
Look I've never been parentally responsible for a small child, but AI toys with LLM shit in them has to be developmentally equivalent to giving your toddler a pack of asbestos cigarettes and switchblade.
June 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Look I've never been parentally responsible for a small child, but AI toys with LLM shit in them has to be developmentally equivalent to giving your toddler a pack of asbestos cigarettes and switchblade.
No school on Good Friday and then no school on Easter Monday, my child has spent enough time stuck with me to elicit his first parentally-directed “bruh”
April 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
No school on Good Friday and then no school on Easter Monday, my child has spent enough time stuck with me to elicit his first parentally-directed “bruh”
ah, yes, children, those obedient creatures who always do what their parents approve of and allow, never what’s off limits or forbidden, who never construct their identities in opposition to parentally-enforced norms
that is why all children encouraged to attend church grow up to be churchgoers
that is why all children encouraged to attend church grow up to be churchgoers
"if they socially transition too early we think they can get locked onto a trajectory that may not have been the correct natural trajectory for them"
Direct quote.
Direct quote.
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
ah, yes, children, those obedient creatures who always do what their parents approve of and allow, never what’s off limits or forbidden, who never construct their identities in opposition to parentally-enforced norms
that is why all children encouraged to attend church grow up to be churchgoers
that is why all children encouraged to attend church grow up to be churchgoers
There are few things as parentally satisfying as using the smoothie blender on a Sunday morning when you have a teenager.
February 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
There are few things as parentally satisfying as using the smoothie blender on a Sunday morning when you have a teenager.
In my view a lot of different groups right now are vying for narrative control over the culturally infantilized image of the HSTS. Blanchard-ish sexological crowds, GCs, reactionary gays, and transmedicalists all seem to want the role of parentally speaking for this population
June 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
In my view a lot of different groups right now are vying for narrative control over the culturally infantilized image of the HSTS. Blanchard-ish sexological crowds, GCs, reactionary gays, and transmedicalists all seem to want the role of parentally speaking for this population
Personally: riding 60 miles from my house to a campsite on my regular bike.
Parentally: watching my then-7yo lead the way as a group of us rode to summer camp.
Parentally: watching my then-7yo lead the way as a group of us rode to summer camp.
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Personally: riding 60 miles from my house to a campsite on my regular bike.
Parentally: watching my then-7yo lead the way as a group of us rode to summer camp.
Parentally: watching my then-7yo lead the way as a group of us rode to summer camp.
The fact that my 6yr11month old son is now speaking better French than I can is becoming domestically and parentally problematic.
May 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The fact that my 6yr11month old son is now speaking better French than I can is becoming domestically and parentally problematic.
it was parentally guided!
July 6, 2024 at 2:46 AM
it was parentally guided!
And his console is not "parentally blocked" (it is), it has more games! (yes, but still heavily curated) 🔥
March 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
And his console is not "parentally blocked" (it is), it has more games! (yes, but still heavily curated) 🔥
But especially when there is a racial component, as people of color, not by our design have always been forced to operate in spaces where we are not welcome and in fact have any communities that we create for ourselves, as we are always parentally told to do, plundered.
January 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
But especially when there is a racial component, as people of color, not by our design have always been forced to operate in spaces where we are not welcome and in fact have any communities that we create for ourselves, as we are always parentally told to do, plundered.
They look like they're just setting off on their first parentally approved date.
March 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
They look like they're just setting off on their first parentally approved date.
I was parentally compelled to have that kind of haircut till I was 15 or so. Never again.
June 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I was parentally compelled to have that kind of haircut till I was 15 or so. Never again.
I spend most of my time, professionally and parentally, with tweens and teens. Their taste is consistently terrible.
July 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I spend most of my time, professionally and parentally, with tweens and teens. Their taste is consistently terrible.
new mel video would instantly atomize them
February 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
new mel video would instantly atomize them
I feel like this is parentally tainted.
September 4, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I feel like this is parentally tainted.
Seeing Waltor Goggins go from an emotionally torn, parentally damagaed man to deranged Republican fame addicted pastor #WhiteLotus #RighteousGemstones
ebony 21 from harlem new york is being hugged by two women
ALT: ebony 21 from harlem new york is being hugged by two women
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Seeing Waltor Goggins go from an emotionally torn, parentally damagaed man to deranged Republican fame addicted pastor #WhiteLotus #RighteousGemstones
Why does this feel like Ebenezer and Fezziwig are channeling parental "time to talk" energy? #catsofbluesky
December 6, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Why does this feel like Ebenezer and Fezziwig are channeling parental "time to talk" energy? #catsofbluesky
Das P in CfP steht für "parentally financed"
May 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Das P in CfP steht für "parentally financed"