#Parents
bad night for estranged parents
November 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
The parents raised a great human being.
November 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Man Makes Quick Call To Parents So Next Week’s Call To Ask For Money Doesn’t Seem That Bad https://theonion.com/man-makes-quick-call-to-parents-so-next-week-s-call-to-1819578650/
November 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Hopefully, the parents saw this and not just the kids.
November 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
November 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
November 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
that's the thing. some parents get to determine other kids' biology. other parents aren't allowed to choose when their kids get online. that's what we built. get out there. raise hell. i'm serious.
I can demand the school not expose my kid to a curriculum-appropriate book that happens to have a gay character, but I can't stop them from loading up unfiltered AI slop during screen time
November 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Guilt-edged Tanager 14cm
ENDEMIC to Eastern Brazil
Diet fruits, berries, insects during breeding
Parents build the nest, female incubates 17days, male feeds her
Cooperative breeding: Parents plus previous year's brood
feed the nestlings and after they fledge
This Family stay together for 1 year.
November 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
M&M as parents
November 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Aucun membre du gouvernement n'a encore contacté les parents de Pengo Bossio Wangi, victime de l'attentat raciste de Trappes. Ses parents en sont "très peinés", selon leur avocate. J'ai posé la question à l'Elysée car Macron avait appelé Zemmour pour le soutenir quand il avait été... insulté.
November 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
hell my parents were both born before the VRA and CRA. and i have plenty of living relatives who experienced jim crow
November 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If you are still looking for a spooky Halloween costume, you could go as Donald Trump's parents.
October 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Missouri f***ing 02.

Congratulations @FPWellman!

(And to my parents, on their first Democratic congressmember in decades).
November 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Heck, give the parents candy too. We’ve all earned it this year
October 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
October 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
hey, it's where my parents live.
the only right-shifting county i've seen so far is... the oldest county in the country, median age *69* www.washingtonpost.com/elections/20...
November 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
EL-SAYED: And to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.
November 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
"Parents must be free to query a child's sexuality."

Nah. Parents should love their kids. Period.

Kids can decide what to share & when to share it. Parents who fixate on their children's sex lives are, frankly, fucking weirdos.
November 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
A lot of millennials who used to post in the How Do I Get My Parents Off Facebook reddit gonna be having kids of their own posting in the How Do I Get My Parents Off ChatGPT reddit soon enough
if you refer to a data center as a compute campus i'll assume you're a fed
November 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The irony is that it actually makes it *more difficult* for parents to vote
I must say, it is WILD to me that in NYC all public school kids have remote learning today, on Election Day, yet it’s not any kind of holiday for adults
Starting my day the most chaotic way possible: a zoom full of first graders doing show and tell while struggling with mute buttons.
November 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
No, it’s fine! You don’t get it. We’re going as Kirstie Alley’s parents.
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
October 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Apologies to my parents, apparently your face WILL get stuck that way
November 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
November 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Aww! We finally found the parents!
November 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Democrat Pia Dandiya, whose parents are originally from India, will be the first Indian American to represent Florida in Congress.
Two South Florida Democrats have won in House seats GOP aggressively gerrymandered, NBC projects. Pia Dandiya keeps open 22nd District blue, while Rep. Jared Moskowitz holds the 25th.
November 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM