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Rich Deighton 🌈🐻📻🎧

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Dear Renault driver,
Cheers for not leaving a big enough gap so I can park my car.
Next time,please leave a tube of KY and a shoehorn so I can get it in. Twat.
#ParkLikeADickhead

January 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM

Dear Renault driver,
Cheers for not leaving a big enough gap so I can park my car.
Next time,please leave a tube of KY and a shoehorn so I can get it in. Twat.
#ParkLikeADickhead

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