BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die?
MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here
BERMAN: I was quoting
MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here
BERMAN: I was quoting
April 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die?
MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here
BERMAN: I was quoting
MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here
BERMAN: I was quoting
Parsing out ages to rape.
We present to you Megyn Kelly.
We present to you Megyn Kelly.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Parsing out ages to rape.
We present to you Megyn Kelly.
We present to you Megyn Kelly.
These people do 10 times more tryhard linguistic parsing than any Oberlin sophomore
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These people do 10 times more tryhard linguistic parsing than any Oberlin sophomore
What’s the point in parsing this
April 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What’s the point in parsing this
TLDR: They are gaslighting. — Parsing ICE’s mixed-up, hard-to-believe assault claims wapo.st/4l7a1ch
Opinion | Parsing ICE’s mixed-up, hard-to-believe assault claims
ICE officials keep touting a 413 percent increase in assaults on officers to justify officers masking their identities.
wapo.st
June 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
TLDR: They are gaslighting. — Parsing ICE’s mixed-up, hard-to-believe assault claims wapo.st/4l7a1ch
Good morning Beth is parsing complicated feelings.
September 23, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Good morning Beth is parsing complicated feelings.
Parsing out clues about the President's health like old time Kremlinologists
September 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Parsing out clues about the President's health like old time Kremlinologists
I am having genuine problems parsing that first sentence.
July 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am having genuine problems parsing that first sentence.
“Moral distinction” and it’s parsing out what color child it’s okay to blow up
September 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“Moral distinction” and it’s parsing out what color child it’s okay to blow up
All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
Dear corporate media: instead of parsing the language of one of the DSA’s platform issues about the two-tiered system of justice in an effort to divide the opposition, how about discussing the fascism on the other side?
August 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Dear corporate media: instead of parsing the language of one of the DSA’s platform issues about the two-tiered system of justice in an effort to divide the opposition, how about discussing the fascism on the other side?
Never write your own Date Parsing Library (I wrote my own Date Parsing Library)
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July 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Never write your own Date Parsing Library (I wrote my own Date Parsing Library)
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for those having trouble parsing this, "voluntarily leaving your job" is "getting canceled"
As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
for those having trouble parsing this, "voluntarily leaving your job" is "getting canceled"
trump proclaiming 'talks!' -- to which iran says nope -- then trump says, um, i'm now CANCELING 'TALKS'
please adjust, accordingly, the precious american journalistic resources devoted to writing down and minutely parsing words this president says.
and happy whcd!
please adjust, accordingly, the precious american journalistic resources devoted to writing down and minutely parsing words this president says.
and happy whcd!
April 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
trump proclaiming 'talks!' -- to which iran says nope -- then trump says, um, i'm now CANCELING 'TALKS'
please adjust, accordingly, the precious american journalistic resources devoted to writing down and minutely parsing words this president says.
and happy whcd!
please adjust, accordingly, the precious american journalistic resources devoted to writing down and minutely parsing words this president says.
and happy whcd!
Jon Stewart goes off script parsing the right's response to racist video shared by Trump.
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Jon Stewart goes off script parsing the right's response to racist video shared by Trump.
If you find yourself parsing which victims of state speech repression are worth defending, you've already taken a wrong turn.
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If you find yourself parsing which victims of state speech repression are worth defending, you've already taken a wrong turn.
The body language and parsing of words by many key administration officials on the Sunday shows seem to indicate that Russia won the day in Alaska.
August 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The body language and parsing of words by many key administration officials on the Sunday shows seem to indicate that Russia won the day in Alaska.
Further sketches of Gryffon, solidifying and parsing down designs and trying on some expressions.
June 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Further sketches of Gryffon, solidifying and parsing down designs and trying on some expressions.
i am still totally incapable of parsing RLHF as anything besides "real life, have fun"
July 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i am still totally incapable of parsing RLHF as anything besides "real life, have fun"
I had real problems parsing the verbs in this headline
A Licking County man indicted on murder charges after he shot and killed a man while singing at a karaoke bar will reportedly change his plea. https://nbc4i.co/47vnHrW?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I had real problems parsing the verbs in this headline
unfortunately I keep parsing Liberty's new window decor as "Letby"
July 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
unfortunately I keep parsing Liberty's new window decor as "Letby"
fucker should have been a lawyer and do this meticulous parsing privately for clients and spared broader society
July 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
fucker should have been a lawyer and do this meticulous parsing privately for clients and spared broader society
