the devil in the particleboard city
June 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
the devil in the particleboard city
“Knock on wood” where tf do I find wood? The forest?! Everything is particleboard
May 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“Knock on wood” where tf do I find wood? The forest?! Everything is particleboard
The thing about so-called generative artificial intelligence is, the intelligence isn't artificial. It's real. It's OURS. The techbros stole our intelligence (our data, our thoughts, our stories, our art) and used the software to regurgitate it and spackle it together into digital particleboard.
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The thing about so-called generative artificial intelligence is, the intelligence isn't artificial. It's real. It's OURS. The techbros stole our intelligence (our data, our thoughts, our stories, our art) and used the software to regurgitate it and spackle it together into digital particleboard.
insane how my mental health is lowkey hanging on the promise of a sunday trip to ikea to buy three cheap particleboard bookcases
March 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
insane how my mental health is lowkey hanging on the promise of a sunday trip to ikea to buy three cheap particleboard bookcases
"This feature has become very popular among people who have no imagination" is perhaps one of the best and most damning things you can say about people who use gen-AI to regurgitate artbarf as if it's anything other than digital particleboard.
More journalists need to talk about this the way Japanese articles do
April 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"This feature has become very popular among people who have no imagination" is perhaps one of the best and most damning things you can say about people who use gen-AI to regurgitate artbarf as if it's anything other than digital particleboard.
we must return to having a room where you go for computer... no drinks on the enormous particleboard desk/office storage unit and your not allowed to download any viruses
February 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
we must return to having a room where you go for computer... no drinks on the enormous particleboard desk/office storage unit and your not allowed to download any viruses
i just used the word “particleboard”. hire me, Home Depot™️
May 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
i just used the word “particleboard”. hire me, Home Depot™️
Hungarian-born painter, photographer, designer, educator and art theorist Gyorgy Kepes.
Lichtenberg figure, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
Lichtenberg figure, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Hungarian-born painter, photographer, designer, educator and art theorist Gyorgy Kepes.
Lichtenberg figure, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
Lichtenberg figure, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
Just got a surprisingly (well, maybe not that surprising) deep scratch from a piece of broken particleboard and now I guess I will turn into were-flatpack furniture :(
Please put me down humanely :(
Please put me down humanely :(
April 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Just got a surprisingly (well, maybe not that surprising) deep scratch from a piece of broken particleboard and now I guess I will turn into were-flatpack furniture :(
Please put me down humanely :(
Please put me down humanely :(
SEATTLE: A note on the bed tells you that the mattress grew up on a beautiful farm where it engaged in natural behaviors before being humanely killed. Sadly they’re feedlot pillows, which seem soft and fluffy and the minute your head touches one, it compresses into particleboard.
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
SEATTLE: A note on the bed tells you that the mattress grew up on a beautiful farm where it engaged in natural behaviors before being humanely killed. Sadly they’re feedlot pillows, which seem soft and fluffy and the minute your head touches one, it compresses into particleboard.
Listen: AI doesn’t *know* anything. It’s a techbro failson, a digital particleboard machine just smooshing human expertise and art and experience into a context-free info-shaped lump, and it doesn’t know it’s wrong about things because its job is *imitation* of information, not actual information.
February 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Listen: AI doesn’t *know* anything. It’s a techbro failson, a digital particleboard machine just smooshing human expertise and art and experience into a context-free info-shaped lump, and it doesn’t know it’s wrong about things because its job is *imitation* of information, not actual information.
Goodnight🌕
Gyorgy Kepes ~ Lichtenberg figures, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
Gyorgy Kepes ~ Lichtenberg figures, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
April 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Goodnight🌕
Gyorgy Kepes ~ Lichtenberg figures, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
Gyorgy Kepes ~ Lichtenberg figures, 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
Gyorgy Kepes ~ Lichtenberg figures. 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
April 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Gyorgy Kepes ~ Lichtenberg figures. 1951
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
(Photographic enlargement on particleboard)
#GyorgyKepes #Photography
I don't regret a single cent that I spent on this 600Kg Inanimate hunk of particleboard and steel ❤️
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don't regret a single cent that I spent on this 600Kg Inanimate hunk of particleboard and steel ❤️
a chamfered wood edge catches light beautifully and honors the material
you rarely see this on mass-produced furniture because it would expose the cheap particleboard underneath the veneer
you rarely see this on mass-produced furniture because it would expose the cheap particleboard underneath the veneer
May 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
a chamfered wood edge catches light beautifully and honors the material
you rarely see this on mass-produced furniture because it would expose the cheap particleboard underneath the veneer
you rarely see this on mass-produced furniture because it would expose the cheap particleboard underneath the veneer
And now the "OMG that's made of PARTICLEBOARD?" phase.
June 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
And now the "OMG that's made of PARTICLEBOARD?" phase.
It’s like trying to find furniture that’s *not* particleboard
October 10, 2023 at 11:10 PM
It’s like trying to find furniture that’s *not* particleboard
You wouldn't even get splinters because it's all particleboard.
June 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You wouldn't even get splinters because it's all particleboard.
"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf."
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OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free
OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
futurism.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:05 PM
"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf."
futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
world might be shit but at least i can build three cheap particleboard bookcases
March 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
world might be shit but at least i can build three cheap particleboard bookcases
Really reminding me of when people get their house remodeled on a TV show and it's all barely functional particleboard shit designed to only last for the day's shoot and then good luck
April 26, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Really reminding me of when people get their house remodeled on a TV show and it's all barely functional particleboard shit designed to only last for the day's shoot and then good luck
“Digital particleboard” is exactly the kind of creative brilliance AI is incapable of.
The thing about so-called generative artificial intelligence is, the intelligence isn't artificial. It's real. It's OURS. The techbros stole our intelligence (our data, our thoughts, our stories, our art) and used the software to regurgitate it and spackle it together into digital particleboard.
March 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Digital particleboard” is exactly the kind of creative brilliance AI is incapable of.
“Digital particleboard” is brilliant
March 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“Digital particleboard” is brilliant
i got free hanging cabinets that fit the open space in my kitchen exactly yaaaaayyy. Now I get to learn how to restore mid-century veneer over particleboard
May 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i got free hanging cabinets that fit the open space in my kitchen exactly yaaaaayyy. Now I get to learn how to restore mid-century veneer over particleboard