Good morning, I got a Cornish pasty for breakfast! 😁
May 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Good morning, I got a Cornish pasty for breakfast! 😁
Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer
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July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer
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Today's Cornish pasty was Thai red curry
May 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Today's Cornish pasty was Thai red curry
Some much needed palm springs sun for the pasty white son 😅
May 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Some much needed palm springs sun for the pasty white son 😅
Look, Trump can’t be expected to fuck pasty, washed-out kids.
RFK Jr. clears path for minors' use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists
RFK Jr. clears path for minors' use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists
Indoor tanning is associated with a 75% increase in melanoma risk. A proposed FDA rule intended to protect children is now gone.
www.latimes.com
May 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Look, Trump can’t be expected to fuck pasty, washed-out kids.
The pasty FREAK
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The pasty FREAK
January 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Today's Cornish Pasty
May 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Today's Cornish Pasty
“I voted to blow up the sun. Now I am pale and pasty, and it’s not fair.”
The audacity of this woman is breathtaking.
Like, we're supposed to feel sorry for *her* and how her life is being impacted, yet she's a "Proud Conservative" who voted for this.
What did she think was going to happen?
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...
Like, we're supposed to feel sorry for *her* and how her life is being impacted, yet she's a "Proud Conservative" who voted for this.
What did she think was going to happen?
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...
Opinion | I’m a Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“I voted to blow up the sun. Now I am pale and pasty, and it’s not fair.”
September 24, 2026 at 10:05 AM
these lying racist fucks lie with such sweaty and pasty faced assurance
Comer: "What we're seeing especially in the blue states is there is rampant fraud, especially in the minority communities"
June 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
these lying racist fucks lie with such sweaty and pasty faced assurance
That pasty pale bitch did WHAT?
November 26, 2024 at 12:14 AM
That pasty pale bitch did WHAT?
Yes. I’m that pasty.
November 8, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Yes. I’m that pasty.
see, very pale, very pasty
I keep telling you guys I am nothing but a stinkin' normie gopnik but y'all refuse to believe it!!!!
July 29, 2026 at 8:00 AM
see, very pale, very pasty
Had a good pool day at Bent!💦 Still pasty 👻
July 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Had a good pool day at Bent!💦 Still pasty 👻
you opposed jcpoa, you pasty grifter
Hey let’s remember this: when Trump gives Iran multiple time the cash Obama did, Fox News will do wall to wall coverage of it like they did Obama. Right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?
April 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
you opposed jcpoa, you pasty grifter
Sunburn is finally turning back to.... pasty white
May 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sunburn is finally turning back to.... pasty white
Math is too hard for these pasty, mediocre white guys.
March 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Math is too hard for these pasty, mediocre white guys.
The wife and I teamed up to bake a galette! I made the pasty and she made the filling. Fresh rhubarb from our garden and last year’s cherries, frozen, from our trees.
May 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The wife and I teamed up to bake a galette! I made the pasty and she made the filling. Fresh rhubarb from our garden and last year’s cherries, frozen, from our trees.
Look, even if SOMEPLACE has to be the white homeland, why do WE draw the short straw? There’s plenty of pasty-ass countries out there.
March 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Look, even if SOMEPLACE has to be the white homeland, why do WE draw the short straw? There’s plenty of pasty-ass countries out there.
Dear lord I’m pasty
August 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Dear lord I’m pasty
short n pasty ahh boi
March 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
short n pasty ahh boi