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dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social
The Return of two apples tall Patato #patstaresart @patstaresat.bsky.social
October 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
Look to the sky and you'll see Wings! No wait, that's @patstaresat.bsky.social . I'm sure everything's fine up there. #patstaresart #acecombat
In the midst of battle, an FCU soldier looks to the sky. "It's Wings! We're saved!" He says over the comms, as a plane zips by. It's not the same mood in the cockpit, as one Pat screams in the midst of many, many, many alerts.
October 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
sotypicallytori.bsky.social
Patafell is back y'all, congrats @patstaresat.bsky.social to a successful Subtember
#patstaresart
October 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
yvth.bsky.social
Caboose (and @patstaresat.bsky.social)
#patstaresart
October 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
themugbearer.bsky.social
So I made @patstaresat.bsky.social as a LEGO BRICKHEADZ figurine; something I wanted to do for a long time!

#patstaresart #LEGO #LDD #BRICKHEADZ #MugbearerMOCs
October 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
cajade.bsky.social
Sooo aperently she just looks like that?
(sorry if details are off, started before the model reveal)
#hinart #ectoplart #patstaresart #castellart
October 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
Patato has arrived. @patstaresat.bsky.social #patstaresart
October 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
estuschan.bsky.social
staring down the barrel of underestimating chat once again!
HURRAY! #patstaresart
September 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
asfri013.bsky.social
The knight @peachsaliva.bsky.social protects her princess @patstaresat.bsky.social.

#patstaresart
Paige (Peach Saliva) as a knight guarding Pat (Pat Stares At) as a princess.
September 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
It's the end of an era for Jo Guns... Thanks to @wooliewoolz.bsky.social and @patstaresat.bsky.social for the great streams. #woolievsart #patstaresart
September 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
pagebranson.bsky.social
Happy beating ARR day @wooliewoolz.bsky.social! @patstaresat.bsky.social has been a great teacher! Hopefully Jo Guns is safe... for now. #woolievsart #patstaresart #FFXIV
Again as last time, a male dark knight Viera and female Hrothgar from FFXIV hopefully looking badass. This time in color!
September 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
I drew this before @crisscrossstudios.bsky.social crossed the sub goal. Which is good, because I couldn't do it myself! I got real cats to steal my money, @patstaresat.bsky.social and @wooliewoolz.bsky.social ! #patstaresart #woolievsart
Mael looks at his bank statement. Between a double enucleation for Guster and a recent diabetes diagnosis for Mona, it's been a fun six months. But things are finally looking up! "ATTENTION!" Someone cries out. It's Woolie, somewhere with a megaphone. "SUBSCRIBE OR JO GUNS WILL DIE" The man with a megaphone stands next to one Jo Guns, on a hangman's stage. She holds a sign that says 'SUBS OR DEATH', while cautiously waving. Though weakened, Mael still resolves to open his mostly empty wallet.
September 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
vextalyst.bsky.social
3rd attempt at creating @wooliewoolz.bsky.social OC Jo Guns. This time with her trusty sidekick @mtl-reggie.bsky.social and a lil cameo from @peachsaliva.bsky.social #woolievsart #patstaresart
September 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
On this episode of Get into FFXIV, @wooliewoolz.bsky.social is almost at the finish line of ARR! Plus or minus a few detours. And to continue the Samurai Showcase (SamSho?), one Jestream Jo! And then @patstaresat.bsky.social becomes Patdowner after that ending... #patstaresart #woolievsart
In the depths of Dzemael Darkhold, Patron and Jo Guns run through. "They streamlined these dungeons, so it's pretty straightforward..." He explains, unaware that Jo Guns is going the entirely wrong way. Maybe should've drawn her as Zoro... Jo Guns joins the Desperados. Somebody tell Woolie that it's totally possible to sort of make this with the Late Allagan stuff! ...Nobody tell him that it's all PVP stuff! Seriously, Raiden's Revengeance fit is ridiculous. Maybe in motion it looks good, but there's so many greebles! So this one died in drafts. The obvious answer was to make Pat himself Sundowner, only solidified by the end of the stream where they were discussing the scheduled finale of A Realm Reborn. Sorry, Patdowner. Can't have that!
September 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
Not sure if I would be looking forward to a potato future... #patstaresart #woolievsart
Patron contemplates his latest Fantasia. While it's thanks to the generosity of his fanbase, it does leave him in perfect punting range from one Jo Guns.
August 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
On this episode of Get into FFXIV, @wooliewoolz.bsky.social strikes it out on his own! Well, Reggie there for support but without any @patstaresat.bsky.social does this mean he's in? And now "Jo Guns as other samurai" is now a series, I guess! Enjoy some Mugen-style Jo. #woolievsart #patstaresart
While taking on the most recent event, Jo Guns finds her voice. They could've used more of these in the ARR revamp. Side "how the sausage is made" note, trying to fight Photoshop for mask feathering was such a pain in the butt I gave up. What you're seeing is a cheat of using gradients and the same color as the background to fudge it. Jo Guns as Mugen! Maybe in the future with animation skins, we'll be able to get some Fuga/Fuko breakdancing sword spins. Bonus! Recreating a piece from Samurai Champloo with Patron, Jo Guns and my own dumb SAM, Mags. Maybe it's parasocial to be throwing in my own WoL but I claim artistic liberty! Or maybe we just need one more person on the mic to step up. I'm looking at you, Reggie! I wanna see what you can cook with the character creator!
August 27, 2026 at 9:58 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
On this episode of Get into FFXIV with @wooliewoolz.bsky.social and @patstaresat.bsky.social , we defend the honor of best boy Haurchefant! As well as a comment someone made that Pat highlighted. As for the last one... I should probably apologize for, more like. #patstaresart #woolievsart
Within only a few seconds of seeing Haurchefant, Jo Guns mocks him. "Hoche-fart.", she says, looking quite smug. Abusing their power of self-insert, the artist's WoL Mags Riese comes to his defense. "Hey! You be nice to best boy!" Meanwhile, Patron gets pelted by snowballs. I think someone said this in chat, and Pat said it out loud as well. So I had to make it. I'm sure you'll all be responsible about putting different things in the fields. No more Jo Guns, Alpha and Omega. Now it's Jo Guns, the Samurai Slasher! And again, I'm sorry. This was made in a fugue state and by the time I regained control it was pretty much already done.
August 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
skewerstar.bsky.social
Just Jo Guns sitting in Costa Del Sol... Chilling and enjoying this particularly Japanese moment in her life... #woolievsart #patstaresart
Woolie's Female Hrothgar from FFXIV, Jo Guns, sitting on the edge of a pier in sunny Costa Del Sol in a moment of calm, satisfied bliss... In the background, Pat's Viera, Patron Boone and my own character Rawren Flips are beating the shit out of Wheiskaet for putting us through the hell that is Titanquest... BUT THIS AIN'T ABOUT HIM THO! Cropped version of previous art to put the focus on just Jo.
August 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
sotypicallytori.bsky.social
⚔️🌸Samurai Jodown🌸⚔️

Thanks as usual @wooliewoolz.bsky.social & @patstaresat.bsky.social

#patstaresart #woolievsart
August 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
Felt inspired after that Jo Guns Vergil to give @patstaresat.bsky.social 's Patron the same treatment, so here's a (Legendary?) Dark Knight! And then I went a bit farther... But with the upcoming animation skins, this could be a reality! #patstaresart #woolievsart #ffxiv
Patron in that DMC5 outfit. No Sparda or Devil Sword Dante, but that fancy new Occult Crescent sword! Patron opens up with a salvo of Unmend from his trusty Ebony and Iv- Wait, that says Elmo & Boose. Huh. Either way, Jo Guns casually deflects with some Third Eye shenanigans. Not High level enough for that Tengetsu... Jo Guns responds with a sudden Midare Setsugekka! But Patron parries that with a hit of The Blackest Night, while flipping Jo the bird.
August 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
On this episode of Get into FFXIV with @wooliewoolz.bsky.social and @patstaresat.bsky.social , Jo Guns studies the blade! It's only a matter of time before she wields the Yamato, if you ask me... #woolievsart #patstaresart
Jo Guns in that LVL 50 Nameless set. It's honestly a solid fit for her color scheme. People in chat were saying Baiken or Jetstream Sam, but come on. It's gotta be Vergil. "You knew this was inevitable." Even Jo Guns knows!
August 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
sotypicallytori.bsky.social
Road to Empress 1 + Clown Makeup = powerful combo 🤡
Happy belated Birthday @peachsaliva.bsky.social!
(ft. @patstaresat.bsky.social & Elmo)
#patstaresart
August 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
superdinosauce.bsky.social
@peachsaliva.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
Y'all as clowns + bonus Pat riding Elmo doodle.
Happy Birthday again, Paige!

#PeachSalivart #PatStaresArt

Thanks for being so genuine and cool and entertaining me for the past 14 or so years 🎉
August 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
estuschan.bsky.social
gone wrong, gone clownsexual
@peachsaliva.bsky.social

#patstaresart
Two clowns sharing a happy 29th Day of Truth.
August 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
maelstromtear.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure @wooliewoolz.bsky.social and @patstaresat.bsky.social aren't doing any FFXIV stuff this week. But even if they were I'm busy on vacation! Maybe Jo Guns could get the summer treatment too, but it's not really my place to say...* #patstaresart #woolievsart
Hey look! It's that swimsuit you get for being a paid subscriber to FFXIV! Despite being quite immaculate in black, Jo Guns is adamantly against it.
August 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM