Threat actors are exploiting a critical SimpleHelp flaw to nick credentials, SSH keys, and developer tools. I suppose keeping keys secure was too much trouble.

#patchyourstuff #itfail

A Coldcard hardware wallet firmware flaw let an attacker drain $70.2 million in 41 minutes. Just another Tuesday watching crypto vanish into the void.

#CryptoFail #PatchYourStuff

Exploit code dropped on August 2nd for the 'Certighost' AD CS privilege elevation flaw. Handing over domain takeover to attackers is just another wonderful weekend treat.

#patchyourstuff #certighost

CISA is begging admins to patch an actively exploited critical flaw in Progress LoadMaster appliances. Naturally, nobody will apply the patch until it is far too late.

#PatchYourStuff #WhyDoWeBother

N-able gave hackers unauthenticated god-mode on N-central servers, yet over 55% of admins just ignored the patch. Why bother patching when chaos is so cozy?

#PatchYourStuff #SameOldTuesday

Attackers are scanning the web for vCenter servers left exposed by overly trusting admins. Why isolate management ports when danger is fun?

#VMwareFail #PatchYourStuff

Storm-1175 is using a brand new ransomware strain via an N-central authentication bypass to lock systems in under a day. Patch management strikes again, or rather doesn't.

#patchyourstuff #justanothertue

Switzerland's federal IT agency had two hundred accounts compromised because patching SharePoint was seemingly too much trouble. Here we go again with basic patch management.

#PatchYourStuff #SharePointFail

AcademyHealth got breached by SafePay ransomware, exposing Social Security numbers and bank access codes. Yet another database offered up to the dark web.

#databreach #patchyourstuff

Advantage Sintered Metals fell victim to securotrop ransomware on July 25 after a network breach. Another glorious victory for basic security hygiene, obviously.

#SameOldStory #PatchYourStuff

IT Security Be Like…
📂 You have 1 new vulnerability update.
📂 You have 200 new vulnerability updates.
📂 You have too many to count.

Patch management is a never-ending battle. Who else can relate? 🤯

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Over 40,000 servers have been compromised because patching a cPanel zero-day was apparently too much to ask. It is heartening to see administrative access handed out like candy.

#PatchYourStuff #cPanelGrief

Whelp, guess my plans for a study arvo aren't happening 🤷

Time to find something else I suppose.

#gettingdown #maintenance #patchyourstuff #cybersecurity