John C. Calhoun rolling in his grave.
November 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
“Awww isn’t he precious….”
::pats Trump on head::
::pats Trump on head::
"I'm technically still in charge" has never been a winning message irt leadership lol
November 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
“Awww isn’t he precious….”
::pats Trump on head::
::pats Trump on head::
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
I ate pats of butter and said mmm yum
I ate pats of butter and said mmm yum
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
I ate pats of butter and said mmm yum
I ate pats of butter and said mmm yum
Jake: Hi Dad. Head pats please. 💜
November 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Jake: Hi Dad. Head pats please. 💜
Jake Elliott now 6/6 on FGs, 16/16 on PATs.
November 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Jake Elliott now 6/6 on FGs, 16/16 on PATs.
It think I ate too much candy last night *pats my over full gut* UUUUURRRRRRPPP?!
November 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
It think I ate too much candy last night *pats my over full gut* UUUUURRRRRRPPP?!
Until proven otherwise, Gronk is dead to me..Lifelong Pats Fan
November 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Until proven otherwise, Gronk is dead to me..Lifelong Pats Fan
Well this is lovely news to wake up to 💙
Good job, America *pats head*
Good job, America *pats head*
November 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Well this is lovely news to wake up to 💙
Good job, America *pats head*
Good job, America *pats head*
I can offer you head pats?
November 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I can offer you head pats?
Yeah... yeah... *pats Ren*
November 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Yeah... yeah... *pats Ren*
im giving you a raise in pats
November 5, 2026 at 8:36 AM
im giving you a raise in pats
Go vote or no more diaper butt pats for you 👀
November 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Go vote or no more diaper butt pats for you 👀
My state is very beautiful and seemingly full of people who can’t think their way out of a box, especially if a billionaire pats it and says “now that’s a nice box.”
California’s proposed billionaire tax was polling at 52% approval back in May.
Tech oligarchs have spent at least $148 million to fight it. Now it polls at 42%.
Tech oligarchs have spent at least $148 million to fight it. Now it polls at 42%.
California Billionaire Pass Not Expected to Pass
On the eve of the 2026 midterms, polling showed that support for a ballot measure taxing the ultra-wealthy had shed significant support.
gizmodo.com
November 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
My state is very beautiful and seemingly full of people who can’t think their way out of a box, especially if a billionaire pats it and says “now that’s a nice box.”
Amubright head pats
November 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Amubright head pats
Oh my god the long hair on Pats face is cursed.
November 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Oh my god the long hair on Pats face is cursed.
Dolphins couldn't contain Maye or DeMario Douglas, TD Pats
November 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Dolphins couldn't contain Maye or DeMario Douglas, TD Pats
Vice is a good little roo and a great artist, but he needs more teasing, give him some bottom pats :3
November 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Vice is a good little roo and a great artist, but he needs more teasing, give him some bottom pats :3
*pats the cutie pats the cutie*
November 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
*pats the cutie pats the cutie*
Both sides of the Pinky coin. Nude and SFW
8K for $1 Pats/Subs here: fireboxstudio.carrd.co (Includes Dropbox archive)
#R34 #NSFW #acecombat8
8K for $1 Pats/Subs here: fireboxstudio.carrd.co (Includes Dropbox archive)
#R34 #NSFW #acecombat8
October 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Both sides of the Pinky coin. Nude and SFW
8K for $1 Pats/Subs here: fireboxstudio.carrd.co (Includes Dropbox archive)
#R34 #NSFW #acecombat8
8K for $1 Pats/Subs here: fireboxstudio.carrd.co (Includes Dropbox archive)
#R34 #NSFW #acecombat8
Need me some of those snuggles and head pats!
November 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Need me some of those snuggles and head pats!