who called it penisgate and not flyagra
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
who called it penisgate and not flyagra
olympics bad
penisgate good
booing good
penisgate good
booing good
I cannot sufficiently underline how despicable it is that the IOC has required Haitian Olympic athletes to remove an image representing the leader of the Haitian Revolution (against SLAVERY) from their uniforms.
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
olympics bad
penisgate good
booing good
penisgate good
booing good
love having a college friend who is now a urologist give me the facts on Olympic Penisgate
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
love having a college friend who is now a urologist give me the facts on Olympic Penisgate
TIL there is an official name for this controversy. Ready for it? It's PENISGATE.
February 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
TIL there is an official name for this controversy. Ready for it? It's PENISGATE.
My last three Bluesky searches were "Luxon", "Roy Morgan" and "Lenny Kravitz penisgate" so I'm never beating the allegations of being a profoundly unserious person
April 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
My last three Bluesky searches were "Luxon", "Roy Morgan" and "Lenny Kravitz penisgate" so I'm never beating the allegations of being a profoundly unserious person
Penisgate - at the Olympics!
February 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Penisgate - at the Olympics!
Cheating, Penisgate and boos for Vance: the 10 wildest stories of the Winter Olympics
Cheating, Penisgate and boos for Vance: the 10 wildest stories of the Winter Olympics
Amid the triumphs, failures and broken medals in Milano Cortina, here’s our countdown of the outstanding moments that will live long in the memory
www.theguardian.com
February 21, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Cheating, Penisgate and boos for Vance: the 10 wildest stories of the Winter Olympics
‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 AM
‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
okay but now I’m watching men’s ski jumping wondering about the size of the winners 🍆 so well played Penisgate
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
okay but now I’m watching men’s ski jumping wondering about the size of the winners 🍆 so well played Penisgate
humans are very very fucking odd
Penisgate erupts at Olympics; scandal exposes risks of bulking your bulge
Claims of penis injections in ski jumpers has fillers spewing into the news.
arstechnica.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
humans are very very fucking odd
Me parto con el penisgate 😂 😂 😂
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Me parto con el penisgate 😂 😂 😂
penisgate! at the olympics
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
penisgate! at the olympics
How does adding extra room in the crotch area of a ski jumper’s suit actually change their jumping distance?
I spoke to some experts about the physics of 'Penisgate' and had too much fun writing this: www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
I spoke to some experts about the physics of 'Penisgate' and had too much fun writing this: www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
The physics of ‘Penisgate’ and how ski jumpers fly
A scandal involving allegedly enlarged ski suits ahead of this year’s Winter Olympics has highlighted the intriguing physics behind ski jumps
www.scientificamerican.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
How does adding extra room in the crotch area of a ski jumper’s suit actually change their jumping distance?
I spoke to some experts about the physics of 'Penisgate' and had too much fun writing this: www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
I spoke to some experts about the physics of 'Penisgate' and had too much fun writing this: www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
This!
Lordy, I can’t believe these Republicans. I mean how would Lauren like it if she were asked about “Penisgate”?
Lordy, I can’t believe these Republicans. I mean how would Lauren like it if she were asked about “Penisgate”?
Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly.
Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it
Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it
March 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This!
Lordy, I can’t believe these Republicans. I mean how would Lauren like it if she were asked about “Penisgate”?
Lordy, I can’t believe these Republicans. I mean how would Lauren like it if she were asked about “Penisgate”?
Penisgate is echt lelijk. Doe dan dan piemelgate. Maar liever nog: roedereuring, odolopwinding of snikkelcommotie. Jongeheerheisa kan ook.
In het Duits heet het Penis-Wirbel 🤗
In het Duits heet het Penis-Wirbel 🤗
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Penisgate is echt lelijk. Doe dan dan piemelgate. Maar liever nog: roedereuring, odolopwinding of snikkelcommotie. Jongeheerheisa kan ook.
In het Duits heet het Penis-Wirbel 🤗
In het Duits heet het Penis-Wirbel 🤗
PENISGATE MUST BE ACKNOWLEDGED
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
PENISGATE MUST BE ACKNOWLEDGED
I don't trust some of these crotches in the ski jump. Suspiciously long. Penisgate perhaps more widespread than reported
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I don't trust some of these crotches in the ski jump. Suspiciously long. Penisgate perhaps more widespread than reported
Meine Mutter, größter Fan des Skispringens in Norddeutschland, hatte bis heute nichts vom Penisgate mitbekommen. Wo Brennpunkt??
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February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Meine Mutter, größter Fan des Skispringens in Norddeutschland, hatte bis heute nichts vom Penisgate mitbekommen. Wo Brennpunkt??
( @olsonholstein.bsky.social ,ich melde selbstverschuldeten Dödelcontent an)
( @olsonholstein.bsky.social ,ich melde selbstverschuldeten Dödelcontent an)
the winter olympics is for one thing only to me and it's skating. and, apparently, penisgate
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
the winter olympics is for one thing only to me and it's skating. and, apparently, penisgate