#PerfectHair
No wonder she inspires the Liberals #PerfectHair. I think I’m onto something.
I kid you not, the Business Section of today’s Australian has a full-page story headed “What would Thatcher do?” FFS, it’s Thatcher that landed us here in the first place. She’d likely rob the pension funds of the working poor, but surely we’ve advanced beyond that regressive neoliberal wet dream?
February 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
June 30, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Apparently there’s a #WinterOlympics sport called women’s monobob. Sounds like the Liberals. #PerfectHair. #Janus #Auspol.
February 15, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I’ve never had #PerfectHair.
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
See? She’d still be leader. #PerfectHair #Janus #Auspol.
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How it started==>How it's now
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 AM
March 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I think it’s safe to say that the Liberal party of Australia are the better follicular managers. #PerfectHair #Janus #Auspol.
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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July 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
#PerfectHair. Get her back! #Janus. #Auspol.
February 27, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Again #PerfectHair. Women with perfect hair make me very nervous.
May 25, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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April 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Pats loves a good #LibSpill hairdo
#PerfectHair #4Corners
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 AM
He was washing his hair. #PerfectHair #Janus #Auspol.
February 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Yeah then John Alexander took it from her. We see him in our local cafe. Then Jerome Laxale took it from him. He has good hair. #PerfectHair.
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