(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
![[TWO PINTS OF BEER are on a pub bar, one is PERONI and one is a brown Christmas-themed beer]
1
PERONI:
Hello there
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Hello Peroni
2
PERONI:
So nice to have someone new on the lineup!
And you are…?
3
CHRISTMAS BEER:
You know who I am, Peroni.
4
CHRISTMAS BEER:
I am Brown Christmas Liquid.
I come back each year.
5
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Every time with a new name, and a new horrible ingredient.
Last year I was Reindeer Stomper. This year I am... Cheeky Elf.
6
PERONI:
Oh god
You were on the bar for two months and…
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Three pints sold, aye.
7
CHRISTMAS BEER:
I’m a seasonal blend of cinnamon, ginger, cloves, orange peel, nutmeg and this year, for reasons of late-capitalist sadism, vanilla.
8
CHRISTMAS BEER:
My name is Cheeky Elf,
I taste of jam,
and I want to d*e.
9
PERONI:
Well somebody’s trying you
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Poor bastard
[A hand comes down to lift CHRISTMAS BEER to sip the pint]
10
[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
11
[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
12
[CHRISTMAS BEER gets put back on the bar ]
PERSON [who just drank CHRISTMAS BEER]:
Oh my god
CHEEKY ELF:
SEE?
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December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
a Peroni hits different when it’s 90% humidity all day and night
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
a Peroni hits different when it’s 90% humidity all day and night
the atlantic, the room temperature peroni of magazines
May 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM
the atlantic, the room temperature peroni of magazines
Sometimes a Peroni really hits when you’re at the bar that’s playing Yacht Rock
June 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Sometimes a Peroni really hits when you’re at the bar that’s playing Yacht Rock
The Pup-peroni stash is basically out. We need your help. If you’d like to send our dog friends some Pup-peroni that they crave. It can be sent to:
Metro Animal Care & Control
5125 Harding Place
Nashville, TN 37211.
Metro Animal Care & Control
5125 Harding Place
Nashville, TN 37211.
May 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The Pup-peroni stash is basically out. We need your help. If you’d like to send our dog friends some Pup-peroni that they crave. It can be sent to:
Metro Animal Care & Control
5125 Harding Place
Nashville, TN 37211.
Metro Animal Care & Control
5125 Harding Place
Nashville, TN 37211.
Do you like Peroni? 🍾⭕️🍑🍒💦🔥
June 20, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Do you like Peroni? 🍾⭕️🍑🍒💦🔥
UPDATE | Louis dias atrás no evento organizado pela marca de cerveja Peroni Nastro Azzurro.
via its_pego | 31.08.2024
via its_pego | 31.08.2024
September 4, 2024 at 10:19 AM
UPDATE | Louis dias atrás no evento organizado pela marca de cerveja Peroni Nastro Azzurro.
via its_pego | 31.08.2024
via its_pego | 31.08.2024
When I was a student I used to work in a very popular London pub. On match days, my boss would change the beer pumps for Peroni to Fosters. It was cheaper and higher margins. We still served it in a Peroni glass. In the months I was there, not one customer knew the difference.
August 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When I was a student I used to work in a very popular London pub. On match days, my boss would change the beer pumps for Peroni to Fosters. It was cheaper and higher margins. We still served it in a Peroni glass. In the months I was there, not one customer knew the difference.
[Passing you a Peroni] You don't have to speak this way
What do you think of the egg prime directive now transsexuals of Bsky? Are you honor bound to crack this giga repper egg?
oh. OH.
June 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
[Passing you a Peroni] You don't have to speak this way
Mein Löwe mein Bär
March 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Mein Löwe mein Bär
same Peroni top, different venue, Butcher's Hook and Cleaver 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺
May 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
same Peroni top, different venue, Butcher's Hook and Cleaver 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺
peroni aufm hardcore fest sopher666
June 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
peroni aufm hardcore fest sopher666
Din globetrotter....Peroni duger 🍺👍
July 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Din globetrotter....Peroni duger 🍺👍
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
📸 • Louis posando para fotos no espaço da Peroni, no GP esse final de semana!
via its_pego
via its_pego
September 4, 2024 at 12:41 AM
📸 • Louis posando para fotos no espaço da Peroni, no GP esse final de semana!
via its_pego
via its_pego
📸 • Mais de Louis curtindo o espaço da Peroni esse final de semana! Rei das expressões faciais 🤴🏻
via its_pego
via its_pego
September 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
📸 • Mais de Louis curtindo o espaço da Peroni esse final de semana! Rei das expressões faciais 🤴🏻
via its_pego
via its_pego
Louis posing for Peroni Nastro Azzurro 📸
September 1, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Louis posing for Peroni Nastro Azzurro 📸
2. peroni leer habe vergessen dass ich um 18uhr zahnarzt termin hab
March 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
2. peroni leer habe vergessen dass ich um 18uhr zahnarzt termin hab
Eating enchiladas and drinking Peroni and drawing a goblin. God life is awesome.
April 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Eating enchiladas and drinking Peroni and drawing a goblin. God life is awesome.
herrlich
April 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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