honestly hentai flora and fauna actually touching him aside it would also be sooooo if lqg was on a mission with someone and he just got like. his full bodyweight in some sort of natural lube dunked on him. like thatd be embarrassing in a completely different (but still blatantly pervertable) way
October 29, 2026 at 11:34 AM
honestly hentai flora and fauna actually touching him aside it would also be sooooo if lqg was on a mission with someone and he just got like. his full bodyweight in some sort of natural lube dunked on him. like thatd be embarrassing in a completely different (but still blatantly pervertable) way
Private land + filling it with pervertable metal playground equipment for play parties. Preferably adjacent to an old church that I can renovate into a dungeon + living space, and a big forest for privacy and acoustic dampening purposes.
question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?
October 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Private land + filling it with pervertable metal playground equipment for play parties. Preferably adjacent to an old church that I can renovate into a dungeon + living space, and a big forest for privacy and acoustic dampening purposes.
A highly pervertable version of Amazon?
October 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
A highly pervertable version of Amazon?
I mean, can't pretty much anything be a spanking implement with a pervertable mind? 😏
September 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I mean, can't pretty much anything be a spanking implement with a pervertable mind? 😏
If it's that thing with a paddle you attach to an electric drill, it's also a pervertable for splosh play - it's used to mix buckets of gunge.
September 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
If it's that thing with a paddle you attach to an electric drill, it's also a pervertable for splosh play - it's used to mix buckets of gunge.
The hardware store paint stirrer is one of the first ‘pervertables’ lots of players use. In honor of that tradition Evil Engineering is proud to announce the ‘Pain Stirrer’. Get one free with your evilengineering.etsy.com order today while our Labor Day wraps up! #BDSM #ImpactToys #Free #Pervertable
September 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The hardware store paint stirrer is one of the first ‘pervertables’ lots of players use. In honor of that tradition Evil Engineering is proud to announce the ‘Pain Stirrer’. Get one free with your evilengineering.etsy.com order today while our Labor Day wraps up! #BDSM #ImpactToys #Free #Pervertable
For real. So many great pervertable items in DIY stores. From a simple length of chain that almost never leaves my play bag, to all the supplies needed for that perfect padded cell in one place!
August 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
For real. So many great pervertable items in DIY stores. From a simple length of chain that almost never leaves my play bag, to all the supplies needed for that perfect padded cell in one place!
A short ode to a few of my favorite pervertable/self-bondage moments of 2024🗡⛓️🤍 (bamboo nipple clamps+scarf corset, leather belt restriction harness/ posture harness combo, belt+bamboo massager spreader bar)
January 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A short ode to a few of my favorite pervertable/self-bondage moments of 2024🗡⛓️🤍 (bamboo nipple clamps+scarf corset, leather belt restriction harness/ posture harness combo, belt+bamboo massager spreader bar)
I love pervertable contraptions - bought one for its intended purpose 15yrs ago, discovered so many more interesting ways to use it since 😅
August 14, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I love pervertable contraptions - bought one for its intended purpose 15yrs ago, discovered so many more interesting ways to use it since 😅
We love a good pervertable! 🔥
April 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We love a good pervertable! 🔥
@knottybrent the flagship REI store is wonderful ... Lots of useful / pervertable gear.
November 19, 2024 at 5:36 AM
@knottybrent the flagship REI store is wonderful ... Lots of useful / pervertable gear.
A regular Airbnb but very pervertable 😏⛓
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
A regular Airbnb but very pervertable 😏⛓
June 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh no! Not me finding a pervertable toy at my company's holiday book fair thing #provertibles #kink #leatherlifestyle
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Oh no! Not me finding a pervertable toy at my company's holiday book fair thing #provertibles #kink #leatherlifestyle
My fun fact: my pervertable mind got very excited when I went into a home goods store recently and found an ENTIRE AISLE stuffed with cutting and charcuterie boards.
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
My fun fact: my pervertable mind got very excited when I went into a home goods store recently and found an ENTIRE AISLE stuffed with cutting and charcuterie boards.
A pervertable —but seemingly designed for spanking. Have you tested it? How fairly does it spank? Does it sting the bottom, as polished wood is known to do? Is it sturdy enough for long-term play or only for a finishing flourish?
May 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
A pervertable —but seemingly designed for spanking. Have you tested it? How fairly does it spank? Does it sting the bottom, as polished wood is known to do? Is it sturdy enough for long-term play or only for a finishing flourish?
Double duty, maybe?
Like "massage wands"?
It's at the very least a next level pervertable. ;-)
Like "massage wands"?
It's at the very least a next level pervertable. ;-)
January 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Double duty, maybe?
Like "massage wands"?
It's at the very least a next level pervertable. ;-)
Like "massage wands"?
It's at the very least a next level pervertable. ;-)
"Pervertable": Any mundane object that can be readily adapted for use in sex/kink play. Learning to identify these is why it is unsafe to take me to resale shops, flea markets, or antique shops. I've spent years assembling a home where nearly every object you see could be, or has, been used in sex.
March 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"Pervertable": Any mundane object that can be readily adapted for use in sex/kink play. Learning to identify these is why it is unsafe to take me to resale shops, flea markets, or antique shops. I've spent years assembling a home where nearly every object you see could be, or has, been used in sex.
Best pervertable ever!
"Bring me some HB pencils and your naked butt, boy!"
http://tmblr.co/ZCgnPo1IV8jWW
"Bring me some HB pencils and your naked butt, boy!"
http://tmblr.co/ZCgnPo1IV8jWW
November 23, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Best pervertable ever!
"Bring me some HB pencils and your naked butt, boy!"
http://tmblr.co/ZCgnPo1IV8jWW
"Bring me some HB pencils and your naked butt, boy!"
http://tmblr.co/ZCgnPo1IV8jWW
It's the 2nd video of Session 3 of #SelfLoveSunday and I'm turning a common household item into a pervertable. Also, the person who decided these should vibrate, genius!
On ManyVids 👀
www.manyvids.com/Video/615353...
On LoyalFans 👀
tinylf.com/mTmpZetyZA7v0j
On Fansly 👀
fansly.com/post/7220829...
On ManyVids 👀
www.manyvids.com/Video/615353...
On LoyalFans 👀
tinylf.com/mTmpZetyZA7v0j
On Fansly 👀
fansly.com/post/7220829...
December 8, 2024 at 10:23 PM
It's the 2nd video of Session 3 of #SelfLoveSunday and I'm turning a common household item into a pervertable. Also, the person who decided these should vibrate, genius!
On ManyVids 👀
www.manyvids.com/Video/615353...
On LoyalFans 👀
tinylf.com/mTmpZetyZA7v0j
On Fansly 👀
fansly.com/post/7220829...
On ManyVids 👀
www.manyvids.com/Video/615353...
On LoyalFans 👀
tinylf.com/mTmpZetyZA7v0j
On Fansly 👀
fansly.com/post/7220829...
If you're looking for a pervertable that delivers more thud without sting, try hitting them with a Magic Wand. 😉😈
March 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you're looking for a pervertable that delivers more thud without sting, try hitting them with a Magic Wand. 😉😈
play
while in the red ropes
@subt0ny.bsky.social and I had a chance to play with my new pervertable
an old Apple power cord
love these marks
reduce reuse recycle 😈
while in the red ropes
@subt0ny.bsky.social and I had a chance to play with my new pervertable
an old Apple power cord
love these marks
reduce reuse recycle 😈
August 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
play
while in the red ropes
@subt0ny.bsky.social and I had a chance to play with my new pervertable
an old Apple power cord
love these marks
reduce reuse recycle 😈
while in the red ropes
@subt0ny.bsky.social and I had a chance to play with my new pervertable
an old Apple power cord
love these marks
reduce reuse recycle 😈
And maybe the art of the pervertable is a lost one. Because that’s what that pump you showed really is, it’s a piece of equipment meant for a vanilla purpose but being utilized for something erotic.
December 9, 2024 at 12:44 PM
And maybe the art of the pervertable is a lost one. Because that’s what that pump you showed really is, it’s a piece of equipment meant for a vanilla purpose but being utilized for something erotic.