#Pessimist
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justinjackson.ca
"A pessimist is a well-informed optimist."
– old proverb
January 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
gamzehyaavor.bsky.social
Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full

Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty

Excel: the cup is January 2nd
August 29, 2024 at 12:40 PM
kellyscaletta.bsky.social
Call me a pessimist, but I'm beginning to think he's not making America great again. Again.
January 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
starshine.bsky.social
old soviet joke about the difference between an optimist and a pessimist

a pessimist complains surely things can’t possibly get worse while the optimist knows things can always get worse
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · Dec 8
honestly i think you could probably describe the vast majority of American media, political, and corporate elites as decadent

nobody knows how bad things can get
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · Dec 8
you'd think that the fact that the president is currently trying to get the Feds to arrest Senators would be what the NYT editorial board would focus on but...
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
remerting.bsky.social
I love a relationship dynamic where the pessimist is dating the optimist 😒☺️
July 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
owillis.bsky.social
I am a pessimist about the GOP because they are unrelenting evil. I’m a pessimist about the Democrats because they’re weak and feckless. But I’m an optimist about the American people.
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
Pessimist Prime
April 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
igorpianist.bsky.social
Sagt der jüdische Pessimist:
„Es kann nicht mehr schlimmer kommen.“

Antwortet der jüdische Optimist:
„Es kann.“
January 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
peggybishop.bsky.social
😅
Optimist, pessimist, cat meme
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
sorry to be a pessimist but i'm a woman lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
frovo.bsky.social
OPTIMIST: the glass is half full

PESSIMIST: everything is fucked we’re all fucked
March 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
benteh.no
optimist: the glass is half full
pessimist: the glass is half empty
excel: the glass is january 2nd
July 6, 2024 at 9:27 PM
dailyocs.bsky.social
Is your OC more of a pessimist, realist or optimist?

#dailyocs
March 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
nameshiv.bsky.social
optimist: the cup is half full

pessimist: the cup is half empty

me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
owillis.bsky.social
I am an absolute pessimist on the “history will remember” front.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
littlewisehen.bsky.social
Pessimist: "Schlimmer geht's nicht..."

Optimist: "Doch, bestimmt!!"
October 1, 2024 at 12:27 PM
thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Not an optimist or a pessimist but a secret third thing where you look up at the sky and scream a lot
February 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
hannelore14089.bsky.social
"Der wirkliche Pessimist weiß, dass es schon zu spät ist, um noch Pessimist zu sein."
Gute Nacht mit Hervé le Teller
Eine Frau im Bett mit einer Katze
April 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
Optimist: The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Optometrist: Your glasses are ready

Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
joanalistin.bsky.social
Treffen sich ein Wiener Optimist und ein Wiener Pessimist.

Sagt der Pessimist:
„Schlecha werd’s nimma gehn.“

Sagt der Optimist:
„Najo, schau ma mal.“
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
aliesbati.bsky.social
optimist — pessimist — marxist
October 26, 2024 at 11:45 AM
littlewisehen.bsky.social
Pessimist: "Schlimmer geht's nicht..."

Optimist: "Doch, bestimmt!!"
October 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
frovo.bsky.social
PESSIMIST: the glass is half empty

OPTIMIST: the glass is half full

CAPITALIST: the other half is available with an additional monthly subscription
July 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
herrhilfreich.eurosky.social
Pessimist: Das Glas ist halb leer.
 
Optimist: Das Glas ist halb voll.

Excel: Das Glas ist 1. Februar.
April 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM