#PhallusThursday
What a dickhead.

#PhallusThursday
June 5, 2025 at 9:52 AM
February 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
#PhallusThursday - Phallus shrine from Pompeii, dated 1st century AD.

Naples National Archaeological Museum, Italy.
January 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Enjoying the holiday, a mosaic of an idealised image of the Nile Valley during the flood season, with everyone having raucous good fun. Second century CE, Rome (Museo Nazionale Romano) 🏺 #AncientBluesky #Egyptology
September 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
One for #PhallusThursday: a #Roman phallus pendant found in Welzheim. Roman phallic symbols were thought to ward off any evil.
So schützten sich die Römer: Phallusanhänger sollten vor jeglichem Übel schützen. Sie finden sich häufig im Kontext der römischen Reiterei, wo sie am Pferdegeschirr befestigt wurden.
Aus Welzheim, 2./3. Jh. n. Chr.

Mehr Infos: www.limesmuseum.de/digitale-sam...

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April 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
An apotropaic phallus carved into the floor of the headquarters building of Chesters Roman fort on Hadrian's Wall - so cool it merits a double hashtag. #RomanFortThursday #PhallusThursday
May 14, 2026 at 10:01 AM
And of course, this is just in time for #phallusthursday. Oh, those wacky satyrs …

#BritishMuseum
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I’m mildly obsessed with kalos inscriptions. Here’s a favorite Greek psykter - I mean, how could you not be amused? - with a kalos inscriptions to a person named Aristolas:

ΑΡΙΣΤΑΛΟPΑΣ KAΛΟΣ, 'Άρισταλόρας καλός (Aristolas Kalos, 'Aristolas is beautiful'). 🏺
March 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Playing solo.

#PhallusThursday
February 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
" Down! Bad Dog!" 🤣👀

Phallus, Ancient #Roman relief. #Ephesus Archaeological Museum.

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#Art #History
June 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We made it to Thursday! Let's get this party started.
#Phallusthursday
#ancientbluesky
December 5, 2024 at 7:06 PM
It’s, ahem, #PhallusThursday and this satyr better watch out: a hungry rabbit has spied what he thinks is a crispy carrot to chew on…
November 28, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Double whammy for #PhallusThursday & #RomanFortThursday...

Lovely clear stone carving on display at @vindolandatrust.bsky.social museum. The phallus proudly takes centre stage, protecting the garrison from evil!

#romanbritain #romanmilitary #hadrianswall #vindolanda #archaeology
June 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
For #PhallusThursday one of the oldest depictions of a phallus, carved out of very fine-grained siltstone some 30,000 years ago.
According to the museum's label "apart from its purely symbolic meaning different uses are conceivable." 🤔

On display at Urgeschichtliches Museum Blaubeuren.

📷 me
June 18, 2026 at 8:33 AM
When tasteful sophrosyne is not your thing.

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March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh yay! #PhallusThursday has made it to BlueSky!
We’re not saying you definitely need to visit Delos, but we’re not not saying that either 😉

Happy #PhallusThursday to all those who celebrate 🥳

#AncientBluesky🏺
April 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What a dickhead.

#PhallusThursday
March 19, 2026 at 6:35 AM
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 PM
A rare #PhallusThursday from me! Channelling the positive with a 'lucky phallus' from a Bakery at #Pompeii (VI.6.17). The inscription (CIL IV 1454) "HIC HABITAT FELICITAS means 'Happiness dwells here'. 🏺

Image: National Archaeological Museum, Naples (27741). Link - mann-napoli.it/gabinetto-se...
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
✨Happiness lives here✨

This #PhallusThursday we take a swing by Pompeii. This relief is inscribed with the phrase ,“hic habitat felicitas”, which translates as “happiness lives here”. In its original context, this upright message adorned the entrance to a bakery in Pompeii.
April 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I haven't done a #PhallusThursday post in a while, so here's an Athenian amphora, ca. Late 6th Century BC, showing an ithyphallic Satyr flanked by a pair of Sphinxes. Attributed to the 'Pointed Nose Painter'. 🏺

Image: Louvre Collections (E862). Link - collections.louvre.fr/en/ark:/5335...
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
For #PhallusThursday, a splendid statue of Emperor Valerian found at Boubon, now in Burdur Museum.
December 12, 2024 at 11:19 AM
I think #TraitorsUK stole Dionysos phalloi from Delos for a late #PhallusThursday 😉
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
November 21, 2024 at 12:19 PM
I don't often whip out a #PhallusThursday these days, but as @partialhistorians.bsky.social did, here's an incised graffito of an ithyphallic Satyr on the Reverse of a Gorgoneion from Magna Graecia, ca. 525-475 BC. 🏺

Image: Cleveland Museum of Art (1994.8). Link - clevelandart.org/art/1994.8
August 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🪷 We made it to Thursday! Let's get this party started!
#PhallusThursday
#ancientbluesky 🪷
January 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM