#Pharmacist
Stares blankly at the pharmacist when they tell me that they don’t make pharmaceutical-strength garlic butter.
November 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
pharmacists are anti-vaxxers. "pharmacist" is an oppressive class, like PMC people or sapiosexual people.
November 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This is so diabolical as a pharmacist, writer, and corporate worker but hey we ball #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Pharmacist open mouth coughing every 30 seconds without a mask, I swear to godddddddd
November 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I shouldn’t be sitting here 2 days after getting my Covid vaccine worried that I have Covid from an unmasked, coughing pharmacist. We should be able to rely on healthcare professionals to not infect us. I don’t understand how this is a remotely political statement.
November 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Got double vaxed by the hot pharmacist and bought myself a hot slice of pizza to celebrate
November 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"do you want the pharmacist to call you back after you leave a message?"

yeah. that's kinda the whole fucking point
November 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
this is basically already aster's day job in-universe, but she's a pharmacist! (an alchemist if you want to split hairs about in-universe terminology, but functionally she's a pharmacist)
#Wolqotd

What kind of normal job does ur wol&Oc's think or would like to do?
November 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
the licensed pharmacist in 50 states said itd help
November 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
got tongue tied over the phone and told the pharmacist i needed a refill on my med-a-kin
November 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
nvm walked to the pharmacy in the rain and the pharmacist there was the really cool lady that calls me "lil man" how could i think about abandoning this
November 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I got my covid booster and the pharmacist was like oh don’t be nervous!! you’re all red! and I had to explain that my facial skin tone is naturally a sort of neon pink if I’m not at rest
November 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I had a flu jab booked for tomorrow BUT the pharmacist won't be available to do it. BUT the pharmacist who can usually do it called me up and got me rebooked very fast and essentially moved things around to get me in. I am definitely getting her chocolates at Christmas. (she has helped me a lot)
November 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
[November 6th, 1946] Film actress Margaret Field and her husband and pharmacist Richard Dryden Field announces the birth of a daughter, whom they name Sally Margaret Field.
November 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
the pharmacist at Walgreens hearing me lose my fucking shit at jen for putting six hours of dark godfather Ai generated mafia music on
November 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
A couple weeks ago, the pharmacist who I've been going to for quite some time decided to learn my name.

Then today she asks me if I have a different name I'm going by, and so I told her my chosen name.

Odd.
November 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Small-town pharmacist Andrew Yates (Will Rogers) in the 1934 comedy Handy Andy

#BicycleBirthday Will Rogers
November 4 (1879-1935)
November 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I know my pharmacist with the nonbinary flag pin who handed me my ritalin today is having an amazing night tonight
November 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Random people who recognize me: my pharmacist, the waitress at my favorite restaurant, and the election day poll worker.
November 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
As a pharmacist, yes Jardiance is the gootch rot drug you were thinking of. Those drugs are designed to make you pee your excess blood sugar out so you can imagine that moisture + added sugar = crotch rot
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
In college my friend was refused Plan B by a pharmacist until I went in and demanded it myself.
November 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If you're looking for a walk-in covid shot in NOLA, call the H&W Pharmacy in The Circle, the pharmacist said she thought she'd still have a couple at close today.
November 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
ppl be refering to Apothecary Diaries by its' different lg titles meanwhile me and Fra are like "time for miss pharmacist"
November 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I've had the flu jab free, but covid is £100 at the pharmacist ...
November 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
My wife doesn't have to do what she does, but I'm glad she's my pharmacist, too. I always feel so cared for.
November 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM