#Pharmacist
Pharmacist open mouth coughing every 30 seconds without a mask, I swear to godddddddd
November 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"do you want the pharmacist to call you back after you leave a message?"

yeah. that's kinda the whole fucking point
November 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I shouldn’t be sitting here 2 days after getting my Covid vaccine worried that I have Covid from an unmasked, coughing pharmacist. We should be able to rely on healthcare professionals to not infect us. I don’t understand how this is a remotely political statement.
November 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
this is basically already aster's day job in-universe, but she's a pharmacist! (an alchemist if you want to split hairs about in-universe terminology, but functionally she's a pharmacist)
#Wolqotd

What kind of normal job does ur wol&Oc's think or would like to do?
November 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
the licensed pharmacist in 50 states said itd help
November 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
got tongue tied over the phone and told the pharmacist i needed a refill on my med-a-kin
November 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I had a flu jab booked for tomorrow BUT the pharmacist won't be available to do it. BUT the pharmacist who can usually do it called me up and got me rebooked very fast and essentially moved things around to get me in. I am definitely getting her chocolates at Christmas. (she has helped me a lot)
November 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I wore it to get my flu and COVID vaccines and charmed the pharmacist, day complete. 👍
November 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
ppl be refering to Apothecary Diaries by its' different lg titles meanwhile me and Fra are like "time for miss pharmacist"
November 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Random people who recognize me: my pharmacist, the waitress at my favorite restaurant, and the election day poll worker.
November 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The sassy pharmacist
October 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
im guessing then that they are open behind-the-scenes but dont have a pharmacist for now
November 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Props!

I had a pharmacist friend who, when faced with nervous young Tims, would ask, "regular or large?"
November 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I've had a licensed and credentialed pharmacist trying to put me on this series and it reads like this. Brother,
November 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I could not get through to a human and just talked to the pharmacist in person, who was equally exasperated as I was with their "more efficient" system.

They didn't need to speak to me at all and the texts themselves were automated.
November 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
me: pharmacist said i should quit coffee for the first week on methylphenidate :(

my perfidious girlfriend: u should probably switch to decaf permanently honestly
November 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
As a Nigerian, I thought Canadians had free health care. Then I became a pharmacist here, Atai Okokon writes. Read this article and more at canadahealthwatch.ca #CdnHealth
November 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My pharmacist had it "for a few days" in July 🤦.
I wonder what her exposure is like with the amount of daily foot traffic.

Pharmacy is probably one of the worst places to be unmasked, small shop, low flow ventilation and full of sick people.
November 2, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Pharmacist after giving me the flu jab: “Do you bleed?”

A bit existential, that.
October 31, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The White House "pharmacist" has been working overtime
November 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Weird! My pharmacist goes over stuff.
November 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
🎮 Freddy Pharkas (1993)

A retired gunslinger turned pharmacist saves his town.

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November 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Normal people: "breast reduction surgery"
Pharmacist: "Tituration"
November 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Unless he's a "pharmacist" who never went to college ...
like my neighbor
November 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Pharmacist here: now I’ll never unsee it.
November 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM