#Philp
If only we'd had someone like Chis Philp in government for fourteen years, including being Minister for Immigration...
September 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If Chris Philp is the answer, I don't want to know what the question is
September 27, 2026 at 9:00 AM
update: Chris Philp has invaded France.
July 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
And Chris Philp is still a useless tit.
September 27, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Badenoch, Braverman and Philp are like three really shit Apprentice contestants.
January 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
After hearing Chris Philp slagging off Labour’s returns agreement with France. Yvette Cooper reveals that Chris Philp was working on a returns agreement with France, when he was immigration minister. 🤭
July 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Its Chris Philp.

#bbclaurak
September 27, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Does Magna Carta mean nothing to Chris Philp? Did she die in vain?
August 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Labour's attempts to blame rising small boat numbers on the weather are "pathetic" says Shadow Conservative Home Secretary Chris Philp

In other news, here's Chris Philp, when he was Immigration Minister, blaming rising small boat numbers on the weather
June 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Strong support for Badenoch from Victoria Atkins and Chris Philp. Usually a terrible sign. #PMQs
May 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Ok. So Philp is a racist too. Good to know.
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Chris Philp, the Gordon Brittas of politics
September 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The state of this. A lovely day out for Badenoch and Philp, playing dress up and making pronouncements about early release schemes - having left the country with one hundred available men's prison places, after fourteen years in charge.

You read that right. One hundred places.
August 4, 2026 at 10:20 AM
The ridiculous Chris Philp just got more ridiculous
July 28, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Philp is not telling the truth about what the government argued in court
Chris Philp, "They're using the courts against the British people" #C4News

"They even brazenly argued in court that the rights of illegal immigrants were more important than the rights of local people in Epping"

British judges in British courts against the British people? 🤷‍♂️
August 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is what I see every time Chris Philp makes a statement.
August 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
People on this app will post anything. “Chris Philp has hoes.” No he doesn’t. That’s not true.
Chris Philp's new job title just dropped
September 25, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Any country which lets an idiot like Chris Philp hold a position of responsibility is not a serious country.
September 27, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Yvette Cooper shreds Chris Philp,

"The shadow home secretary Chris Philp just wants to pretend that the last 8 years never happened"

"When he was an immigration minister, overall migration near trebled and small boat crossings increased ten fold"
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lewis Goodall pressing Chris Philp on the difference between what Sarah Pochin said and what Robert Jenrick said about 'white faces'.
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Kemi Badenoch and Chris Philp are currently holding a press conference about immigration at a Tufton Street think tank.

Byline Times was barred from attending
November 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Just switched back over to see Kuenssberg allow liar Philp to talk uninterrupted
September 27, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Chris Philp says it was “reasonable and right” of Musk to mention grooming gangs?!

Fucking INSANE from the Tories. Not just making Philp shad Home Sec but defending that is vicarious support of Robinson. They had 14 yrs and did nothing about rape, prob because many of their own MPs were rapists.
January 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Quite something for someone who's party is so bereft of talent that Chris Philp and Richard Holden are two of the better known members of the shadow cabinet.
Nighty night.
May 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Trevor Philips, "Groundhog day.. The Rwanda scheme never happened, how did it deter anybody?"

Chris Philp, "Had it started by now it would have had an effect"

TP, "But it didn't."

CP, "If Rwanda started as planned, the numbers would have gone down"

Chris Philp thinks you're stupid
December 15, 2024 at 9:17 AM