Skinner and Chalmers at the oven
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Skinner and Chalmers at the oven
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
<picard> There are four cats. </picard>
December 21, 2024 at 1:59 AM
<picard> There are four cats. </picard>
An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.
If I see Picard wearing his little cardigan, I know it's gonna be a banger episode
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If I see Picard wearing his little cardigan, I know it's gonna be a banger episode
I will never apologize for a post
June 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I will never apologize for a post
THAT'S
GODDAMN
RIGHT
GODDAMN
RIGHT
August 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
THAT'S
GODDAMN
RIGHT
GODDAMN
RIGHT
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism
March 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
March 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
*Picard talking to replicator voice*
t-girl gay hot
t-girl gay hot
May 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
*Picard talking to replicator voice*
t-girl gay hot
t-girl gay hot
picard: though unseemly, we may have no choice but to ally with these... other selves. data?
data: hailing, captain.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
mirror universe picard: stop bothering me. i'm jacking off.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
picard:
worf: i appreciate their straightforwardness.
data: hailing, captain.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
mirror universe picard: stop bothering me. i'm jacking off.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
picard:
worf: i appreciate their straightforwardness.
May 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
picard: though unseemly, we may have no choice but to ally with these... other selves. data?
data: hailing, captain.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
mirror universe picard: stop bothering me. i'm jacking off.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
picard:
worf: i appreciate their straightforwardness.
data: hailing, captain.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
mirror universe picard: stop bothering me. i'm jacking off.
mirror universe picard: [BWOOP]
picard:
worf: i appreciate their straightforwardness.
March 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Alternative wedding venue I’d propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:
June 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Alternative wedding venue I’d propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:
jean-luc picard french or british
September 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
jean-luc picard french or british
"Persona live action Netflix series from the writer of Star Trek Picard..."
Picard Frustration
Alt: Jean-Luc Picard puts his head in his hands
static.klipy.com
June 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
"Persona live action Netflix series from the writer of Star Trek Picard..."
did captain picard lead the x-men
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
did captain picard lead the x-men
Starting the week off Picard-style.
January 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Starting the week off Picard-style.
Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.
August 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.