Anxiously awaiting his pimpbot5000

Actually the "robot" in the video's preview-pic looks less like a sentient parking meter than the posited inspiration for #Pimpbot5000 looks like a sentient valet stand (for a pimp.) On closer inspection, robot in preview looks like it was fashioned out of rogue coin-op observation binoculars:

Seen out of context, this is less coherent than most music videos from the era. #BrigitteNielsen #Stallone #Sledgehammer #FashionShoot #SentientParkingMeter #Cobra1986 #Pimpbot5000

I hadn't realized that the creator of #Pimpbot5000, Brian Reich, had passed away since the 25th anniversary of that creation, & moreover on the anniversary of its debut: 9/12/2022. Interviewed by 2 other ex-Conan writers at the end of 2021, the line "there will always be a Bob Saget" is uttered; RIP

Solemn anniversary to be marked in NYC this weekend: #Pimpbot5000 was debuted to the world 30 years ago, on 9/12/1996—alongside various other characters, most of whom would never appear again. 😔

#RutabagaJones #RustyMcDermott #FredAndErnie #HungryEyes #AnnoyingRabbi #BrotherOfYoda #SimonSays

Combining the sensibilities of a 1950s authoritarian despot with the dynamic flair of a 1970s street pimp, please welcome Xi Jin Pimp! #Pimpbot5000

pimpbot5000 will cut adam sandler & assorted other hollywood maga.

tired: pimpbot5000
wired: bruenigbot2025.

if adrien wins a 2nd best actor for brutalist, i think halle should greet him at the podium with a kick to the balls. (or, with conan hosting, pimpbot5000 can cut brody.)

Pimpbot5000 gotta slap a bitch

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