#Pipetting
He sucks at pipetting, but he's an absolute wiz at primer design
September 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
#STEM folks stop what you’re doing and read this.

All the coding, pipetting, and calculus won’t matter if our graduates aren’t humans.
March 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I spent one summer mouth pipetting at Woods Hole. Right after the safety lecture that forbid mouth pipetting! 😜
September 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
We are basically like this in research already. Postdocs and PhD students growing plants, doing tissue culture, and pipetting, while AI chat bots doing the analyses, writing proposals and papers. Humans having to do the menial tasks, while AI chat bots took over the creative work.
Every day we get closer to this:
September 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Wearing a gopro while I do experiments so I can track when I make pipetting mistakes
July 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sooooo, legen wir los - Stockfots vom Pipettieren. Wie schlimm kann es schon werden?

Öh, Beverly, stell doch das Eppi (Reaktionsgefäß) in den Ständer, greif die Pipette richtig und drück mit dem Daumen, dann wird das vielleicht präziser. 🤨 (1/14)

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December 26, 2023 at 10:30 PM
one of the FTEs discovered VIPR, so I am dubious about the claim that Claude did all the thinking and humans did only the pipetting

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September 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Sometimes they let me Lab in my lab.
December 11, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Mouth-pipetting phenol to own the libs
September 25, 2026 at 2:04 PM
June 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I made a rhythm minigame about pipetting in a week. I'll have links about it below #GodotEngine #gamedev
April 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The first rule of mouth-pipetting is:
DO NOT GET THE HICCUPS.
August 1, 2023 at 4:11 PM
raise your hand if you did mouth pipetting in your lifetime 🙋
(in high school chemistry, pipetting textile dyes, some of us dyed their tongues bright orange)
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Lol pipetting
one small consolation of being a 60+ year old investigator is the ability to submit to 𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘌 family journals — sure they’re low impact (for our knees) but they have an early bird special if you submit between 4:00 and 5:30 on weekdays
August 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
bring back mouth pipetting. it's fine
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fastest pipetter in the west
February 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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December 29, 2024 at 7:38 PM
So therapeutic, like one of those fancy massage chairs, but for your pipetting fingers.
April 16, 2024 at 9:03 PM
“We have replaced the danger of mouth-pipetting with the danger of a generation of scientists spending their most productive years writing grants that will not be funded. This is its own form of danger, just slower and less honest than the phenol.”

A fun one
"I’m saying that I would personally mouth-pipette a solution of pure chloroform right now, today, in front of God and the NIH Director and the entire Office of Research Safety, if it meant a young scientist in my department could get a payline above 20%."
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September 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Ahhhhh can you imagine MOUTH-PIPETTING and using only hand washing to isolate a new hemorrhagic virus -- from two people who had just died
From the chapter in Sonja Buckley’s autobiography detailing her (& the first ever) isolation of Lassa virus, a terrifying viral hemorrhagic fever, in the “bare hands and mouth pipetting” era of virus isolation. Jesus christ.
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Totally!!! Same for mouth pipetting phenol and phenol-chloroform. Best lip plumpers around
September 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Now you know how us lab nerds feel when they show an FBI crime analyst pipetting without any tips on the pipettes.
December 1, 2024 at 4:04 PM
It’s actually pipetting
tl,dr; it’s email
September 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
"We have replaced the danger of mouth-pipetting with the danger of a generation of scientists spending their most productive years writing grants that will not be funded."
September 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Having trained someone up from 0 pipetting experience: never underestimate the value of “drilling” tricky steps, e.g. practicing pipetting out of a narrow neck glass bottle with water in it to have the muscle memory to not contaminate the trizol bottle, practicing not going over open tubes/tips, etc
What are your "good hands" training tips? @baym.lol and others?
- Slow down
- Pay attention
- Visualise doing the whole protocol. What do you need to have labelled when? Where are you standing? What are you doing during the incubation? Etc.
- Start new methods with 2-3 small low-stakes experiments.
Every few months the "good lab hands" thing comes up and it misses a key point: you can learn to have good hands. Training matters.

Good hands aren't some magic gift from the PCR gods, you have to develop them through directed repetitive practice, like any other skill
September 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM