#PirateProblems
World leaders form coalition to protect Red Sea shipping. | My package from Temu is now rerouting via the Cape of Good Hope.

#RedSeaCrisis #GlobalShipping #TemuAdventures #Geopolitics #PirateProblems
July 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
She remembered I can't even find the ketchup in my own kitchen.
Suddenly she wasn't worried anymore. |* #CaptainSparrow #RelationshipHumor
#PirateProblems #CouplesComedy #thaigf
May 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Now we’ve got cool water slides too!! Oooh and the pirate ship finally!! Now just waiting for Johnny Depp and a zombie pirate monkey and then we’ll be set!! Lol!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️😂😂 #PirateProblems #HATM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mark Wautney
Space Pirate

It looks great on a business card that’s for sure, lol!! 😅😅🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
#PirateProblems #Arrrrr #HATM
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pirate autocorrect be like:
'𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰' → '𝗔𝗵𝗼𝘆'
'𝘠𝘦𝘴' → '𝗔𝘆𝗲'
'𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥' → '𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀'
#PirateProblems
June 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Me ship's log today:
9:00 - Saw a seagull
9:01 - Seagull saw my sandwich
9:02 - I no longer have a sandwich
#PirateProblems
May 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"When you're retired, but the cat's still sharpening its skills... 🐾"

#cat 🐾 😂
#cats 😺 🛋️
#catsofbluesky 🐾 🌟
#bluesky 😻 🐱
#pirateproblems 🏴‍☠️ 🐾
#scratchthis 😹 🪵
#felineantics 🐾 🪑
December 9, 2024 at 4:48 PM