#PitchBook
Since you've voluntarily invited a boycott, you get one.

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October 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I talked to Pitchbook about the proposed million sat constellation pitchbook.com/news/article...
A leading astrophysicist has some questions for Elon - PitchBook
A Q&A with Jonathan McDowell, a leading expert on Earth orbit, about his doubts that SpaceX can pull off its vision of orbital data centers powering the world.
pitchbook.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
yeah the reason you get constant media coverage to put in your pitchbook is definitely because your code is better than fedi and activitypub. that sounds right.
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“.. The private-equity industry globally had an ‘inventory’ of over 30,000 companies through the first quarter of this year, according to PitchBook. At last year’s pace of exits, it would take about eight years to clear that inventory ..”

@wsj.com
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August 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"The companies are going nowhere. They can’t exit, they’re running out of money, they can’t get more funding."
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Pitchbook: AI venture capital resorts to mergers
Today, let’s look at two Pitchbook reports — the US VC-Backed M&A Outlook for second quarter 2025 and the 2025 US Venture Capital Outlook: Midyear Update. [Pitchbook; Pitchbook, PDF, archive; P…
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June 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
cue the maestro bobblehead! 👨‍🎨

yell “i like it let’s go kraken” & be one of the first 10k fans in the arena tonight to snag an oliver bjorkstrand bobblehead, pres. by PitchBook 🎶
December 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Opening line of the pitchbook for his lobbying shop.
Breaking News: Mike Pence ended his 2024 presidential run, making a final appeal for Republicans to resist the “siren song of populism.”
Pence Bows Out of ’24 Race His Former Boss Is Dominating
He increasingly attacked Donald Trump over Jan. 6, but gained little traction and struggled to raise money.
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October 28, 2023 at 7:16 PM
(The data for this analysis was gathered by Claude. Normally I would disclaim this and suggest you be skeptical, but VC data is sufficiently hallucinated already that it really can't be much worse to have an LLM make it up instead of some guy at Pitchbook)
May 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
lmfao, absolutely nobody is making money in AI
April 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Feeling 22 🤩👨‍🎨

PitchBook is celebrating our very own number 22 by giving away 22 pairs of tickets to Bjorky’s bobblehead night & custom #SeaKraken sneakers—enter now → bit.ly/BjorkySweeps...
December 9, 2024 at 12:25 AM
MacKay bridge "Exceeding $3bn" in CapEx in pitchbook
September 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
✌️ nights in The Deep, double the impact 🌀

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March 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
like it's not even hyperbole

remember the dumbfucks who bought a copy of the pitchbook for Jodorowsky's Dune and thought that turning the book into NFTs meant they could make movies and shit without, y'know, the ACTUAL IP holders for Dune breathing down their neck

this is LITERALLY HOW THEY THINK
September 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Investments in generative AI startups topped $3.9B in Q3 2024
Investments in generative AI startups topped $3.9B in Q3 2024
Not everyone is convinced of generative AI’s return on investment. But many investors are, judging by the latest figures from funding tracker PitchBook. In Q3 2024, VCs invested $3.9 billion in generative AI startups across 206 deals, per PitchBook.…
tcrn.ch
October 20, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Sources: Demis Hassabis was an angel investor in Anthropic; PitchBook and Dealroom: former DeepMind researchers founded 12+ companies since 2021, raising $14B+ (Financial Times)

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May 19, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The SpaceX IPO alone could generate more exit value than all IPOs in the past decade combined. @soberlook PitchBook thedailyshot.com/sub...
May 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Sources: Stripe is in talks to acquire OpenRouter in a deal potentially worth around $10B; PitchBook: OpenRouter was valued at $1.3B in May (Wall Street Journal)

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July 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
"venture capital fundamentally has nowhere else to go. They have to keep spending real dollars so they can write down ever-bigger numbers of imaginary dollars. So they’ll keep putting money into AI until they literally can’t."

#aifraud
pivot-to-ai.com/2025/09/02/v...
Vibe coding is getting rancid even for venture capital
PitchBook brings us: “The dangerous vibes powering VCs’ favorite startup category.” Vibe coding is a security disaster. [PitchBook] The story itself is vapid. But the article existing is remarkable…
pivot-to-ai.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM