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In that case, you are plumb out of luck.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
In that case, you are plumb out of luck.
I'm stuck on that pedestrian shit, I need to PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF HORNY.
I'm stuck on that pedestrian shit, I need to PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF HORNY.
2025 is going to plumb hitherto-unreachable depths of stupidity
2025 is going to plumb hitherto-unreachable depths of stupidity