#Plumber
why does Zohran look like an Italian plumber
November 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Anyone looking for a plumber?
November 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I’m a plumber, duh.
November 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
That one plumber
November 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
plumber, TV repairman, pizza man
October 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
game over!
November 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
asking the plumber to
modify my warp drive
November 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Plasticine Pimlico plumber.
November 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Said the wrestler/plumber/sycophant about the lawyer.
November 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
November 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
...... he kinda looks like Mario, you know? The plumber?
Zohran Mamdani stepped out for the New York City Marathon without his beard, instead debuting a new millennial-looking mustache. Is it Movember, or did he just want to shake things up?
Mayor Mustache
Zohran Mamdani stepped out for the New York City Marathon without his beard, instead debuting a new millennial-looking mustache. Is it Movember, or did he just want to shake things up?
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November 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Harry Plumber and the Phallusopher Stone.
Brothers should do it.
November 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
That’s the deranged plumber, right?
November 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Solidarity with the Plasticene Plumber!
We believe in you
ALT: We believe in you
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November 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Americans love serious, nice people who are true to themselves, nobody wants some Duck Dynasty-cosplay bullshit fake plumber.
November 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Fuck you, plumber.

#USDemocracy
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin says "we will be looking at the registers and all those that voted after the election, and make sure that no one voted illegally"
November 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
November 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We're rwady. Plumber Mullet scares precisely NO ONE. Just wave a book at the fuck knuckle...
November 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
#WhenIFinallyGetADayOff
Something always breaks
Funny Plumber Sink Facewashing
ALT: Funny Plumber Sink Facewashing
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November 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
My plumber started using an AI agent to answer calls and scheduled me for an appointment time that didn't exist.

I got a new plumber.
Called place where I’m getting ultrasound today:

“Uh..I just got a call from one of your employees saying I need a different test and she had my address and insurance provider wrong and didn’t know if any of this is covered?”

Receptionist: “oh yeah that’s our AI agent Vivian. She gets confused!”
I’ve now experienced AI fucking up TWO medical things for me in the past month.

1. Sent me the wrong summary of a bad blood test result via patient portal that scared the shit out of me

2. An AI agent (who I did not know was an AI agent) called me today to schedule a test my doctor did not order
November 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This is why I quit being a plumber.
November 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It's a fun coping mechanism
November 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The energy I’m bringing to tomorrow.
November 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I've never hired a plumber and thought, "I'm not looking for one of those 'pipe guys'."
November 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What‘s her next job going to be? Plumber? Doubt it. Hairdresser? unlikely. Lobbyist? Absolutely.

She’s still getting that money
November 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM