#PocketSquare
Nothing annoys Lord Pocketsquare more than Queenslanders marching for Labour Day in May. Ali France was the star of the parade today in Brisbane. #qldpol
May 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The Heiress, Christafooli and Pocketsquare? I'll do it!
September 27, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Now who does Lord Pocketsquare remind you of? #qldpol
June 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Brace for impact, Queensland. Campbell Newman's axe is out of the display cabinet and Lord Pocketsquare is wielding it on housing projects. Brisbane Housing Company's Birtinya 90-unit complex revoked. #qldpol
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May 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The hated games. David Fully-Costed & Lord Pocketsquare were warned over and over again this would happen. #qldpol
August 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
We are all watching you, Lord Pocketsquare & David Fully-Costed. You introduced this in 2012. You better correct any mistakes you make. We remember. #qldpol statements.qld.gov.au/statements/6...
November 21, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Maybe Jake can make himself useful and offer to help clean up the blood with his pocketsquare.
April 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Lord Pocketsquare out distracting the public with transport and Olympics issues while Newman's axe is secretly being wielded inside the Queensland public service. #qldpol
May 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Qldaah: Can I please speak to younger Queenslanders?

Lord Pocketsquare: No, GGF.

Qldaah: OK, 2028 it is then. #qldpol
September 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Lord Pocketsquare Jarrod Bleijie has been left out of Annastacia Palaszczuk's memoir. He has vowed to burn the book. #qldpol
April 28, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Please don't stop. Please keep going, Lord Pocketsquare. You're trying to scurry back into opposition quicker than you did under Campbell Newman. #qldpol
November 18, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Lord Pocketsquare Jarrod Bleijie believes he knows best & has taken Queensland out of the national alert service. You wonder who is running the show here. Let's play "find the donor". #qldpol
July 28, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He's well named. Lord Pocketsquare Jarrod Bleijie, lord of the rats. He's worse than Peter Dutton. He's the worst politician in Australia's history since Joh. #qldpol
June 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
First 100 days of the Qld LNP Crisafulli govt is over. Fully-Costed dashed back to Brisbane from flooded Nth Qld to give himself a tick of approval. With Lord Pocketsquare by his side, the media sat spellbound as they turned a pamphlet into a series of posters. #qldpol aus.social/@Qldaah/1139...
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February 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Minister for everything, Lord Pocketsquare Jarrod Bleijie, rails against goldfish dying on their birthdays. #qldpol
April 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Chairman Stephen Conry is dead wrong.

Queenslanders uninterested in sport would have tolerated the original plan for the Brisbane 2032 Olympics. Now every Queenslander hates it after what David Fully-Costed & Lord Pocketsquare have done. It's a Joh-style property grab. #qldpol
June 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"We do not tolerate it. We will not allow it." Acting Queensland Premier Lord Pocketsquare Jarrod Bleijie vows to foil plans to reopen medically backed, privately funded pill testing centres. He's threatened regulation & legislation to maintain the LNP ideology. #qldpol
August 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Someone was asking me the other day what Lord Pocketsquare does for Kawana. A man of many talents. #qldpol
March 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He couldn't resist. Lord Pocketsquare has just taken the bait. The Queensland unions have him on the hook now.

Watch what they now do to his Romanesque Olympics dream.

1891. #qldpol
June 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Always the antagonist, Lord Pocketsquare only cares about becoming premier & modelling Qld in his own image. He wants the state at a standstill so he can blame unions & implement whatever harsher workplace measures he has planned. He certainly doesn't care about workers. #qldpol
November 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Lord Pocketsquare has a new pamphlet. How much are all these costing us? Don't worry, it's fully costed.

But wait, he's broken from LNP blue. Is that One Nation orange? #qldpol
September 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Beware now the return of Joh era development. Lord Pocketsquare Jarrod Bleijie attempts a Ken & Barbie joke as he smugly introduces Olympics override legislation. Sites like Victoria Park would be exempt from 15 environmental, heritage & conservation planning laws. #qldpol
May 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Minister for Everything Lord Pocketsquare Jarrod Bleijie quoting The Little Mermaid. Rambling more like Joh & looking more like Russ Hinze each day. #qldpol
August 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
David Fully-Costed & Lord Pocketsquare are experiencing difficulty filling their youth crime expert panel. Several legal experts & former police have turned down their offer. They rushed the youth laws through last year, giving the Justice committee little time to consult & report. #qldpol
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
No you haven't.

We are building two things for you right now, Lord Pocketsquare. Jack and Shit. Jack just left town. #qldpol
August 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM