[Amtrak policeman with drug-sniffing dog]
Me: "Sweet dog you got there!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
Me: "Sweet dog you got there!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
September 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
[Amtrak policeman with drug-sniffing dog]
Me: "Sweet dog you got there!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
Me: "Sweet dog you got there!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
When a black man beats a policeman - "Imprisoned Thug."
When a white man beats a policeman - "Pardoned Patriot."
When a white man beats a policeman - "Pardoned Patriot."
December 13, 2024 at 2:46 PM
When a black man beats a policeman - "Imprisoned Thug."
When a white man beats a policeman - "Pardoned Patriot."
When a white man beats a policeman - "Pardoned Patriot."
Policeman: "Got any ID?"
Redneck: "'bout what?"
Redneck: "'bout what?"
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Policeman: "Got any ID?"
Redneck: "'bout what?"
Redneck: "'bout what?"
Policeman: "Suspect is dancing naked in front of a liquor store."
Dispatch: "Copy that."
Policeman: "I can try but I'm not much of a dancer."
Dispatch: "Copy that."
Policeman: "I can try but I'm not much of a dancer."
February 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Policeman: "Suspect is dancing naked in front of a liquor store."
Dispatch: "Copy that."
Policeman: "I can try but I'm not much of a dancer."
Dispatch: "Copy that."
Policeman: "I can try but I'm not much of a dancer."
Tell your kids, seek out the librarians…instead of a policeman.🧐 It’d be safer, imo.
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Tell your kids, seek out the librarians…instead of a policeman.🧐 It’d be safer, imo.
Policeman: Name?
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
July 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Policeman: Name?
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 09.20.55
September 21, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 09.20.55
Me: "Sweet dog!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
September 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Me: "Sweet dog!”
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."
Me: "Still in training, huh?"
Policeman: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Never mind."
mister policeman please protect me from Rude Teens
Graham Linehan told police trans teenager taunted him about divorce, trial hears
Graham Linehan told police trans teenager taunted him about divorce, trial hears
Father Ted co-creator told officer he knocked phone from Sophia Brooks’ hand in ‘reflex response’, court hears
Graham Linehan, the co-creator of Father Ted, told police he knocked a phone out of a teenage transgender activist’s hand after being taunted about his divorce, a court has heard.
The move was said by Linehan to have been a “reflex response” to a “provocative statement” from Sophia Brooks, then 17, who was filming him at the time. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
mister policeman please protect me from Rude Teens
"When I see a policeman with a club beating a man on the ground, I don't have to ask whose side I'm on." ~ George Orwell
May 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
"When I see a policeman with a club beating a man on the ground, I don't have to ask whose side I'm on." ~ George Orwell
Policeman dances at the Notting Hill Carnival, demonstrating the best of community policing
August 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Policeman dances at the Notting Hill Carnival, demonstrating the best of community policing
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 03,1957
December 03,1957
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 03,1957
December 03,1957
mister policeman we gave you all the clues
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
mister policeman we gave you all the clues
France arrests far-right policeman suspected of planning terror attack
France arrests far-right policeman suspected of planning terror attack
The officer was placed in detention pending trial in Paris in August on suspicion of making weapons and planning violent attacks, sources in law enforcement told French media on Thursday.
www.lemonde.fr
September 18, 2026 at 6:39 AM
France arrests far-right policeman suspected of planning terror attack
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 26,1949
July 26,1949
July 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 26,1949
July 26,1949
If you’re a Georgian policeman, quit. Otherwise you are a traitor to your country. You’re modern day Berkut
The police chased after Coalition 4 Change member, Ahali party political council member Vano Tsereteli as he sheltered in the lobby of our Coalition 4 Change office, and beat him on his head. #GeorgiaProtests
November 29, 2024 at 3:24 PM
If you’re a Georgian policeman, quit. Otherwise you are a traitor to your country. You’re modern day Berkut
super psychic policeman chojo is pretty good
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 PM
super psychic policeman chojo is pretty good
The World Policeman, now with qualified immunity
all I’ve got is that the idea that you can commit any act of violence and say you were just executing a warrant is chilling and also common to US police
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The World Policeman, now with qualified immunity
Something similar happened to a Capitol policeman on Jan6.
August 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Something similar happened to a Capitol policeman on Jan6.
gonna have to break out the old 'Hungarian policeman' jokes for these fuckers.
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
gonna have to break out the old 'Hungarian policeman' jokes for these fuckers.
What if - a clock policeman?? Or something similar???
The TIME is now! Help us riff Timecop in theaters nationwide on @Kickstarter - rifftrax.com/kickstarter
March 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What if - a clock policeman?? Or something similar???
