#PoliticalHaiku
We came together
To show that we're done with him
And he knows it's true

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#PoliticalHaiku
June 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Masked men take people
They disappear forever
That is not legal

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#PoliticalHaiku
June 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oh Corey Booker
A hero found amongst fools
A true patriot!

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#PoliticalHaiku
#CoreyBooker
April 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
He raped pre-teen girls
Everyone knew, but ignored
And now he hides it.

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#PoliticalHaiku
July 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He has dementia
He is getting more crazy
And his cult loves it

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#PoliticalHaiku
July 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Stand up to bullies!
Small dictator wannabes
They can all fuck off!

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#PoliticalHaiku
March 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The National Guard
Threats of incoming Marines
They want martial law

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#PoliticalHaiku
June 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
SCOTUS has fucked us
They torched our Constitution
It's really over

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#PoliticalHaiku
June 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Fuck off Chuck Schumer
You sold us out for nothing
We will not forget.

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#PoliticalHaiku
March 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hands off Medicaid
And Social Security
It is ours, not yours.

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#PoliticalHaiku
February 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Thin skinned, small minded,
And a useful idiot
To evil henchmen

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#PoliticalHaiku
June 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I write those haikus
I feel personally attacked
Fuck politicians.

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#PoliticalHaiku
March 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The parasite Musk
Is a drain on our country
We must deport him!

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#PoliticalHaiku
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The Nazi is here
He is stealing your info
We must arrest him.

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#PoliticalHaiku
#ArrestTheNazi
February 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Pedophile Hitler
Wants to be a dictator
We must stop him now.

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#PoliticalHaiku
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
One hundred days down
He has completely fucked us
We must remove him.

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#PoliticalHaiku
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He ignores the courts
He is friends with dictators
We must remove him.

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#PoliticalHaiku
April 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Our country was great!
Now it's a complete shithole.
Thanks Republicans!
🖕🏼🖕🏼

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#PoliticalHaiku
October 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He said he cheated
He admitted it out loud
No one gave a shit.

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#PoliticalHaiku
March 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
People are starving
He grows fat from our taxes
He laughs at our pain.

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#PoliticalHaiku
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We don't want Nazis
We already won that war
Just fuck off and die!

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#PoliticalHaiku
February 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Republicans suck.
America has no king.
Do your fucking job.

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#PoliticalHaiku
February 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Bye to the penny
A coin found in your sofa
That made exact change.

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#PoliticalHaiku
#Penny
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So tired of this crap
Nazis are not welcome here
Elon Musk must go.

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#PoliticalHaiku
February 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Nazis are here
They are alive and thriving
They should all be dead

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February 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM