Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
they can see the polling
“Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”
The Republican chair of the National Governors Association breaks with Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
The Republican chair of the National Governors Association breaks with Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
Oklahoma’s Republican Governor Criticizes National Guard Deployment in Chicago
www.nytimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
they can see the polling
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Narrator: He is currently polling lower than salmonella.
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Narrator: He is currently polling lower than salmonella.
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December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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When you’ve seen the polling
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
When you’ve seen the polling
Armed ICE agents shouldn't be anywhere near American polling places.
June 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Armed ICE agents shouldn't be anywhere near American polling places.
Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible
Magyar now polling third in the Iowa caucus.
Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”
April 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Magyar now polling third in the Iowa caucus.
Trumps polling is in absolute free fall
April 25, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Trumps polling is in absolute free fall
NYC Mayoral Polling:
🔵 Mamdani: 41%
🟢 Cuomo: 26%
🟣 Adams: 16%
🔴 Silwa: 9%
Gotham Polling / July 2, 2025
🔵 Mamdani: 41%
🟢 Cuomo: 26%
🟣 Adams: 16%
🔴 Silwa: 9%
Gotham Polling / July 2, 2025
July 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
NYC Mayoral Polling:
🔵 Mamdani: 41%
🟢 Cuomo: 26%
🟣 Adams: 16%
🔴 Silwa: 9%
Gotham Polling / July 2, 2025
🔵 Mamdani: 41%
🟢 Cuomo: 26%
🟣 Adams: 16%
🔴 Silwa: 9%
Gotham Polling / July 2, 2025
Polling Canadians:
77%: No
23%: Non
77%: No
23%: Non
"Canada should join the US"
Disagree: 64%
Agree: 15%
Ipsos / Jan 21, 2025 / n=1077
Disagree: 64%
Agree: 15%
Ipsos / Jan 21, 2025 / n=1077
January 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Polling Canadians:
77%: No
23%: Non
77%: No
23%: Non
Trump has received his highest polling numbers to date …
Impeachment polling at 74% want him gone
Impeachment polling at 74% want him gone
July 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Trump has received his highest polling numbers to date …
Impeachment polling at 74% want him gone
Impeachment polling at 74% want him gone
July 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Bonkers chart from Canadian election polling.
April 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Bonkers chart from Canadian election polling.
French polling on Ukraine
Macron is giving a televised address tonight, likely on defence and security
So here's polling from this week on how French people see the war in Ukraine
First, 73% say the US isn't an ally of France
🧵
So here's polling from this week on how French people see the war in Ukraine
First, 73% say the US isn't an ally of France
🧵
March 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
French polling on Ukraine
polling must be wild
🚨 Mark Kelly - a 2028 hopeful - says he will support the efforts to block weapons for Israel.
NEW: A key Senate vote today could send a big signal about the US-Israel relationship & Trump's wars—and the future of the Democratic Party
Details on who to watch as the chamber considers $450 million in bombs+bulldozers + how this fits into other anti-war efforts: www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
Details on who to watch as the chamber considers $450 million in bombs+bulldozers + how this fits into other anti-war efforts: www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
April 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
polling must be wild
In response to his horrible polling…..
February 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
In response to his horrible polling…..
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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The internal polling that conservatives are seeing on this has to be insane
we are witnessing historic backpedaling here
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The internal polling that conservatives are seeing on this has to be insane
Low-T is how I describe Trump's polling numbers.
July 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Low-T is how I describe Trump's polling numbers.
Translation: Trump's seeing all his abysmal first 100 days polling.
April 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Translation: Trump's seeing all his abysmal first 100 days polling.
The Women Are Taking Charge Over ICESTAPO's Plans To Loiter
Around Polling Stations.......
Around Polling Stations.......
May 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
The Women Are Taking Charge Over ICESTAPO's Plans To Loiter
Around Polling Stations.......
Around Polling Stations.......
North Carolina - Senate Polling:
🔵 Cooper: 47%
🔴 Whatley: 39%
Harper Polling / Aug 12, 2025
🔵 Cooper: 47%
🔴 Whatley: 39%
Harper Polling / Aug 12, 2025
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
North Carolina - Senate Polling:
🔵 Cooper: 47%
🔴 Whatley: 39%
Harper Polling / Aug 12, 2025
🔵 Cooper: 47%
🔴 Whatley: 39%
Harper Polling / Aug 12, 2025