#PolyProblems
Is it really too much to ask in #RhodeIsland to have a triad relationship with a nerdy bi gamer girl, and a pan AFAB Non Binary baddie that is both prettiest princess and studliest muffin at the same time? #polyproblems #polyamory #goldenretrievergamerboy
September 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM
August 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
When you realize you're the main character of your own love life. #SoloPoly #Polyamory #EthicalNonMonogamy #OpenDating #PolyProblems #NymphApp
April 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
February 18, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Fijn: weer naar m'n meissie en katjes
Niet fijn: weggaan bij mijn favoriete aalscholver

#PolyProblems

(niet echt een probleem om van lief naar lief te kunnen gaan maar toch is het altijd wel een beetje stom)
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Upside of being poly: You can date more people 😃

Downside of being poly: There are fewer people to date 😭

#PolyProblems
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Started poly for the feels, stayed for the scheduling chaos 📅💅
#PolyamoryLife #EthicalNonMonogamy #OpenDating #PolyProblems #NymphApp
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wait....what do you mean there's a whole week? And no one had it on their shared calendar? #polyproblems #polcule
What do you mean my whole polycule missed polyamory visibility day
July 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
June 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Good morning, time for the #Poly meme of the day! Verbiage in poly can get kinda dense, I was recently talking with my wife’s BF’s other parter, and I was like “what are we to each other? Metas-in-law? Step-metas? Metas once removed?” 🤣 #PolySky #PolyProblems
March 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
'maybe we need to redo the closing with a company who can accommodate us'. They decided we could all be on the deed. Fancy that. #polyproblems
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
when all......12 people I flirt with aren't responding and I need attention #polyproblems
February 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@merriam-webster.com we need a new word that encompasses the following situation:

“The ability to forgive someone that has wronged you, but the unwillingness to forgive someone that’s wronged another person you care about.”

Expressing that is just a mouthful. #polyproblems
February 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I guess I am Tina

#polyproblems
January 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ope. 😅 #polyproblems
January 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I would just like to know which god said it was okay for a lesbian as useless as myself to be poly. #lgbt #polyproblems
January 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
#PolyProblems
When you are responsible and hold back a couple of orgasms when you're sexting with someone because your primary wants to fuck later. But then later rolls around and primary passes out and none of your other partners are available. And then suddenly you have to cum ALONE?!(WHAT?) #NSFW
January 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Are there other folks out there that I can talk to about it? Most people get uncomfortable when I talk about my polyamory. I’m married to a monogamous person who has stated his boundary is that I am to be monogamous as well. Blargh. #polyproblems #poly #queerasfuck
December 15, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Now I just want that feeling I had a few days ago instead of vague disappointment. What I also hate is not talking to my spouse about these things because he’s monogamous. I, too, am not-so-happily monogamous #polyproblems #poly
December 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Can't add both partners to the car insurance because of their underwriting criteria 😤 #polyproblems

(also, screw you esure)
December 2, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I gotta start investing into a planner seeing where my life is going #polyproblems #polymoments
November 30, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Whyyy do I have to be in exclusive relationships in Dragon Age: Veilguard? Can’t I just have all the cuties? Is this a tactic for replayability? #polyproblems
November 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM