Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard. 🖖🏼
You gave us Picard, Xavier, and the most iconic Shakespearean delivery of “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” - and for that, we are eternally in your debt. Live long and prosper, you bald legend. <3 poolnoodle
You gave us Picard, Xavier, and the most iconic Shakespearean delivery of “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” - and for that, we are eternally in your debt. Live long and prosper, you bald legend. <3 poolnoodle
October 29, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard. 🖖🏼
You gave us Picard, Xavier, and the most iconic Shakespearean delivery of “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” - and for that, we are eternally in your debt. Live long and prosper, you bald legend. <3 poolnoodle
You gave us Picard, Xavier, and the most iconic Shakespearean delivery of “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” - and for that, we are eternally in your debt. Live long and prosper, you bald legend. <3 poolnoodle
sexy ass cover
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wrong tube - swirlies (guitar cover)
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October 18, 2026 at 11:24 AM
sexy ass cover
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Happy Birthday, Julie! 🎉🎂🦖
Mr. Snuffles almost let you blow out your candles… but then evolution kicked in, and he remembered raptors > birthdays. 🦖💨🔥 (Still owe you a cake. Or... a raptor-proof cake. Or a therapy session. Your call. 😘) #TeamNoCandlesLeftBehind #RaptorTaxPaidInFull <3 poolnoodle
Mr. Snuffles almost let you blow out your candles… but then evolution kicked in, and he remembered raptors > birthdays. 🦖💨🔥 (Still owe you a cake. Or... a raptor-proof cake. Or a therapy session. Your call. 😘) #TeamNoCandlesLeftBehind #RaptorTaxPaidInFull <3 poolnoodle
October 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Happy Birthday, Julie! 🎉🎂🦖
Mr. Snuffles almost let you blow out your candles… but then evolution kicked in, and he remembered raptors > birthdays. 🦖💨🔥 (Still owe you a cake. Or... a raptor-proof cake. Or a therapy session. Your call. 😘) #TeamNoCandlesLeftBehind #RaptorTaxPaidInFull <3 poolnoodle
Mr. Snuffles almost let you blow out your candles… but then evolution kicked in, and he remembered raptors > birthdays. 🦖💨🔥 (Still owe you a cake. Or... a raptor-proof cake. Or a therapy session. Your call. 😘) #TeamNoCandlesLeftBehind #RaptorTaxPaidInFull <3 poolnoodle
This poolnoodle can passionately believe whatever he wants, the economy doesn't care. It follows strict rules. Everything is more expensive today that it was when Trump took office. Numbers don't lie, unlike Republicans.
October 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
This poolnoodle can passionately believe whatever he wants, the economy doesn't care. It follows strict rules. Everything is more expensive today that it was when Trump took office. Numbers don't lie, unlike Republicans.
I think you've covered it all, and I agree with every word. I would go so far to say, a wet poolnoodle. Six feet under.
September 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I think you've covered it all, and I agree with every word. I would go so far to say, a wet poolnoodle. Six feet under.
Between that decrepit, ranting fucknut and Susan the dithering slag, Dumfukistan has quite the collection of elected freaks and tards.
A hostile act? What a fucking poolnoodle. He hates that folks are bowing to his bloated mass.
He cannot unalive fast enough for my taste.
A hostile act? What a fucking poolnoodle. He hates that folks are bowing to his bloated mass.
He cannot unalive fast enough for my taste.
September 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Between that decrepit, ranting fucknut and Susan the dithering slag, Dumfukistan has quite the collection of elected freaks and tards.
A hostile act? What a fucking poolnoodle. He hates that folks are bowing to his bloated mass.
He cannot unalive fast enough for my taste.
A hostile act? What a fucking poolnoodle. He hates that folks are bowing to his bloated mass.
He cannot unalive fast enough for my taste.
WISE SAYINGS ~ Have you tried a pool noodle? It can be tricky to handle. You have to learn to let go.
#LearningToLetGo #BuddhistPractices #PoolNoodle #Swimming #LearningToSwim
#LearningToLetGo #BuddhistPractices #PoolNoodle #Swimming #LearningToSwim
September 10, 2026 at 11:01 AM
WISE SAYINGS ~ Have you tried a pool noodle? It can be tricky to handle. You have to learn to let go.
#LearningToLetGo #BuddhistPractices #PoolNoodle #Swimming #LearningToSwim
#LearningToLetGo #BuddhistPractices #PoolNoodle #Swimming #LearningToSwim
archiveofourown.org/works/79076996
A shade I can’t name by uzumakimoth
artist geto / basketball star gojo
archiveofourown.org/works/58604095
nightcalls by poolnoodle
alpha geto / omega gojo. teen era canonverse.
A shade I can’t name by uzumakimoth
artist geto / basketball star gojo
archiveofourown.org/works/58604095
nightcalls by poolnoodle
alpha geto / omega gojo. teen era canonverse.
September 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/79076996
A shade I can’t name by uzumakimoth
artist geto / basketball star gojo
archiveofourown.org/works/58604095
nightcalls by poolnoodle
alpha geto / omega gojo. teen era canonverse.
A shade I can’t name by uzumakimoth
artist geto / basketball star gojo
archiveofourown.org/works/58604095
nightcalls by poolnoodle
alpha geto / omega gojo. teen era canonverse.
"JULIE. 👀🎨✨ Your Path of Exile 2 bloodmage slaps harder than a crit build! 💀🔥 Why’s BlueSky ghosting me like a rogue in stealth? Griebels had to remind me like I’m a forgetful NPC. 😤💙 Next time, tag me in the alt-text🍝💥 #NoodleApproved <3 poolnoodle
August 28, 2026 at 10:31 AM
"JULIE. 👀🎨✨ Your Path of Exile 2 bloodmage slaps harder than a crit build! 💀🔥 Why’s BlueSky ghosting me like a rogue in stealth? Griebels had to remind me like I’m a forgetful NPC. 😤💙 Next time, tag me in the alt-text🍝💥 #NoodleApproved <3 poolnoodle
I think it's because of the implications. It's nice to think that, for instance, JJJ would be a cool guy about it while still being a fucking poolnoodle about the vigilante thing.
Same with the other characters, I suppose. It's nice to think that she'd just have the regular amount of terrible
Same with the other characters, I suppose. It's nice to think that she'd just have the regular amount of terrible
August 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I think it's because of the implications. It's nice to think that, for instance, JJJ would be a cool guy about it while still being a fucking poolnoodle about the vigilante thing.
Same with the other characters, I suppose. It's nice to think that she'd just have the regular amount of terrible
Same with the other characters, I suppose. It's nice to think that she'd just have the regular amount of terrible
#GOP Rep. #LisaMurkowski has the Spine of a #PoolNoodle, the Steadfastness of a #Tumbleweed and the #Principles of a #Weathervane. She’ll change her tune in the first breeze that blows her way! She always does!
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March 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
#GOP Rep. #LisaMurkowski has the Spine of a #PoolNoodle, the Steadfastness of a #Tumbleweed and the #Principles of a #Weathervane. She’ll change her tune in the first breeze that blows her way! She always does!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Prettige Kerstdagen en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
Frohe Weihnachten und ein gutes neues Jahr!
Joyeux Noël et bonne année!
-- Team Scalix (including Poolnoodle)
Prettige Kerstdagen en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
Frohe Weihnachten und ein gutes neues Jahr!
Joyeux Noël et bonne année!
-- Team Scalix (including Poolnoodle)
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Prettige Kerstdagen en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
Frohe Weihnachten und ein gutes neues Jahr!
Joyeux Noël et bonne année!
-- Team Scalix (including Poolnoodle)
Prettige Kerstdagen en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
Frohe Weihnachten und ein gutes neues Jahr!
Joyeux Noël et bonne année!
-- Team Scalix (including Poolnoodle)
Another instance of my stupid humor
Talking shit with my cousin and his wife
Just dumb idle talk meant for some much needed levity.
If you dont get it- I'm joking. Kind of.
I would totally tackle both of them into a pool, because I know they would shove me first 😂
#poolnoodle
#clothesline
#pool
Talking shit with my cousin and his wife
Just dumb idle talk meant for some much needed levity.
If you dont get it- I'm joking. Kind of.
I would totally tackle both of them into a pool, because I know they would shove me first 😂
#poolnoodle
#clothesline
#pool
November 6, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Another instance of my stupid humor
Talking shit with my cousin and his wife
Just dumb idle talk meant for some much needed levity.
If you dont get it- I'm joking. Kind of.
I would totally tackle both of them into a pool, because I know they would shove me first 😂
#poolnoodle
#clothesline
#pool
Talking shit with my cousin and his wife
Just dumb idle talk meant for some much needed levity.
If you dont get it- I'm joking. Kind of.
I would totally tackle both of them into a pool, because I know they would shove me first 😂
#poolnoodle
#clothesline
#pool
Today let’s do another fun St Patrick’s Day craft… would make for fun garland or a kids craft/ party decoration 💚☘️ #poolnoodle #craft #dollarstorediy #diy #artsandcrafts #shamrock #march #stpatricksday #spring
February 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Today let’s do another fun St Patrick’s Day craft… would make for fun garland or a kids craft/ party decoration 💚☘️ #poolnoodle #craft #dollarstorediy #diy #artsandcrafts #shamrock #march #stpatricksday #spring
Why aren’t we rounding up foreign agents posing as Conservative politicians and execute them for treason, starting with Pierre Poolnoodle?
March 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why aren’t we rounding up foreign agents posing as Conservative politicians and execute them for treason, starting with Pierre Poolnoodle?
got my own poolnoodle with me~💜
February 23, 2026 at 8:55 AM
got my own poolnoodle with me~💜
RTFM Poolnoodle! It's a microwave oven, not a furnace...
December 7, 2024 at 8:36 PM
RTFM Poolnoodle! It's a microwave oven, not a furnace...
#partialtf #transformation #poolnoodle #nsfwart #AstersOCs
time limits..... dude this is just like unus annus....
also while im here . . . maybe aster but dick's replaced with a big ol pool noodle?— Woah…im markiplier…. Also what the hell that’s a goofy idea. I love it!
time limits..... dude this is just like unus annus....
also while im here . . . maybe aster but dick's replaced with a big ol pool noodle?— Woah…im markiplier…. Also what the hell that’s a goofy idea. I love it!
June 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
#partialtf #transformation #poolnoodle #nsfwart #AstersOCs
time limits..... dude this is just like unus annus....
also while im here . . . maybe aster but dick's replaced with a big ol pool noodle?— Woah…im markiplier…. Also what the hell that’s a goofy idea. I love it!
time limits..... dude this is just like unus annus....
also while im here . . . maybe aster but dick's replaced with a big ol pool noodle?— Woah…im markiplier…. Also what the hell that’s a goofy idea. I love it!
käptin mama und pupa segeln langsam im licht der untergehenden sonne in den kleinen versteckten hafen der isla bettnita ein
sie haben dem skorbut gestrozt* und reiche schätze** im bauch der purple poolnoodle ihrem stolzen dreimaster
als käptin mama gerade zum ankern ansetzt vernimmt sie ein
sie haben dem skorbut gestrozt* und reiche schätze** im bauch der purple poolnoodle ihrem stolzen dreimaster
als käptin mama gerade zum ankern ansetzt vernimmt sie ein
April 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
käptin mama und pupa segeln langsam im licht der untergehenden sonne in den kleinen versteckten hafen der isla bettnita ein
sie haben dem skorbut gestrozt* und reiche schätze** im bauch der purple poolnoodle ihrem stolzen dreimaster
als käptin mama gerade zum ankern ansetzt vernimmt sie ein
sie haben dem skorbut gestrozt* und reiche schätze** im bauch der purple poolnoodle ihrem stolzen dreimaster
als käptin mama gerade zum ankern ansetzt vernimmt sie ein
That's a poolnoodle.
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That's a poolnoodle.
Magnagothica: Hic Svnt Leones, by PoolNoodle/TheOtherFishmonger, is a homebrew expansion for Magnagothica Maleghast that introduces 6 more 'houses' to play, those who have fallen between the cracks of Anzenmezzeron, with goals and purposes beyond the pursuit of the End of Death.
Intro to Magnagothica Hic Synt Leones, a Maleghast HOMEBREW Supplement!
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June 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Magnagothica: Hic Svnt Leones, by PoolNoodle/TheOtherFishmonger, is a homebrew expansion for Magnagothica Maleghast that introduces 6 more 'houses' to play, those who have fallen between the cracks of Anzenmezzeron, with goals and purposes beyond the pursuit of the End of Death.