#Porfirio
I hate planning for gay Halloween. What do you mean you're going as "Sexy Porfirio Díaz"
September 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Como diria Porfirio Diaz:
September 10, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Matt te passas sacolinha de bugiganga Kaol Porfírio, aceitas?
December 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Porfirio ❤️ new portrait now on patreon.com/fuhrerdoodles
🦋🦋🦋
#illustration #fuhrerdoodles #artnouveu
November 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Naih Porfirio
IG: naihporfirio_
August 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
porfírio martinica 100% novela ass name
November 13, 2024 at 11:58 AM
I once dated a woman studying Mexico under Porfirio Díaz. We're history.
I once dated a baseball player. He struck out.
I once dated a comedian. It was annoying, he was always up to funny business.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Going by his other tweets, porfirio diaz, hitler and mussolini
March 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
This is Canadian for, "Poor Mexico. So far from God, so close to the United States." -- Porfirio Diaz
"Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt."

–– Pierre Elliot Trudeau
January 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
foda
October 31, 2024 at 2:23 PM
y’all I’m at a bar featuring Don Porfirio — and his nemesis Benito Juárez
January 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"Poor Mexico, so far from God, so close to the United States," Porfirio Díaz
The United States is openly demanding Mexico arrest & turn over state & local authorities, including the Governor of the state of Sinaloa, on literally unspecified charges with so far no evidence presented.

www.jornada.com.mx/noticia/2026...
EU no ha mandado pruebas que fundamenten petición para detener a Rocha Moya: SRE
Tampoco se ha recibido información de alguna investigación de las autoridades estadunidenses en contra de otros políticos, dijo la presidenta Sheinbaum.
www.jornada.com.mx
May 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"Poor Mexico, so far from God, so close to the United States.” - Mexican President Porfirio Díaz
December 29, 2024 at 1:36 PM
🪶🍆🐔"The bachelorhood saved Porfirio Dangond."🪶🍑🐔

I saw Reguechicken a while ago, so...
May 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
As Porfirio Diaz once famously said, “Poor Canada, so close to the United States and so far from God.”
CA is:
Economically overdependent on US.
Critical to US strategic defense.
Not critical for US automaker economics.
Competitor w. US resource exports (& complementary w. CN imports).
Susceptible 2 complexity losses via both export mix to CN & tie to US auto.
A test of trade gravity model.
Worried.
?
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 PM
"Poor Mexico!" dictator Porfirio Díaz once quipped. "So far from God, and so close to the United States."
The Trump administration begins detailed planning for a new mission to send U.S. troops and intelligence officers into Mexico to target drug cartels, according to two U.S. officials and two former senior U.S. officials familiar with the effort.
Trump administration is planning new mission in Mexico against cartels, current and former U.S. officials say
The new operation would include U.S. troops on the ground in Mexico striking drug labs and cartel leaders, according to current and former U.S. officials, though a deployment is not imminent.
nbcnews.to
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
For my friend, Amala Porfirio

#ffxiv #ffxivart #sketch
February 16, 2026 at 6:44 AM
“Poor Mexico! So far from God, so close to the United States.”

~Attributed to Porfirio Diaz, Mexican Army General and President of Mexico.

Image: Aurelio Escobar Castellanos Archive.
September 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
“Pobre México. Tão longe de Deus e tão perto dos Estados Unidos". (General Porfirio Diaz , que governou o México por mais de 30 anos)
February 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My god, that's Porfirio Altamirano.
May 31, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Esposa virou pra mim e disse "tem um presente pra vc na portaria".

Não tem piada de primeiro de abril, era um presente mesmo 😭
April 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Que perfeição 😭😭😭😭✨✨✨ @kaolporfirio.com.br Nessa casa nós servimos a Kaol Porfírio
January 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
#OtD 8 Aug 1879 Emiliano Zapata, revolutionary and leading figure of the peasant army which helped overthrow Porfirio Diaz in the 1910 Mexican revolution, was born. We have his biography as well as posters available here: shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...
August 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Porfirio 🐾
Baby male Boston Terrier mix
Adoptable from The Animal Foundation (Las Vegas, NV)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/porfirio-78930917/nv/las-vegas/the-animal-foundation-nv26/
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM