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Joubin's squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) is a funky, little squid that looks like one of those head massagers. It has a max mantle length of 9 cm and a long tail which is thought to mimic sinophores.

They are also the closest relatives to the even more lanky bigfin squids (Magnapinna)

#SQUIDtember
Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin and has a orange colour. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curling back in. The arms are a slightly orange off white. Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean, with the camera centred on its head. It has black beady eyes. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curling back in. The arms are a slightly orange off white. Its body is thin and is orange. Its tail is outside of the frame. Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin. Its mantle is off white and the rest of it is reddish orange. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are loosely spread out. A close up of a Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean and reacting to the ROV. It has black beady eyes. It has long, thin arms that are mostly white but they have orange chromatophores on them. The chromatophores are more visible near its head. Its orange body is quite thin. Its head is in the ROV's shadow.
September 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
echinoblog.bsky.social
Wow. Joubiniteuthis! a wonderous #deepsea squid! youtube.com/shorts/olmci...
Calamar de brazos largos (Joubiniteuthis portieri), vive en zonas tropicales y subtropicales.
#Calamar #CalamarDeBrazosLargos #JoubiniteuthisPortieri
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March 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social
Like many squids in Chiroteuthoidea, Joubin's squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) is a little freak. They are a very thin and lanky squid, and they have a long impressive tail that is believed to mimic sinophores.

And by a little freak, I do mean little. They have a mantle length of 9 cm.

#SQUIDtember
Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin and has a orange colour. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curling back in. The arms are a slightly orange off white. Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean, with the camera centred on its head. It has black beady eyes. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curling back in. The arms are a slightly orange off white. Its body is thin and is orange. Its tail is outside of the frame. Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin. Its mantle is off white and the rest of it is reddish orange. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are loosely spread out. A closeup of a Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean and reacting to the ROV. It has black beady eyes. It has long, thin arms that are mostly white but they have orange chromatophores on them. The chromatophores are more visible near its head. Its orange body is quite thin. Its head is in the ROV's shadow.
September 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social
Convergent evolution.

🦑📷Schmidt Ocean
Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin and has a pinkish orange colour. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curing back in. A head massager. It has a copper coloured handle with several thin, curved, metal rods. At the end of each rod is a small plastic ball.
February 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
marioinc.bsky.social
a seleção brain rot
Card com a escalação da seleção italiana - PORTIERI: CAPRILE CARNESECCHI DONNARUMMA MERET - DIFENSORI: BASTONI BUONGIORNO CALAFIORI CAMBIASO COPPOLA DIMARCO GATTI MANCINI PALESTRA SCALVINI 1 SPINAZZOLA - CENTROCAMPISTI: BARELLA CRISTANTE FRATTESI LOCATELLI PISILLI TONALI ITALIA - ATTACCANTI: CHIESA F. P. ESPOSITO KEAN POLITANO RASPADORI RETEGUI SCAMACCA
March 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social
Ah, Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri), nature's head massager...
Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin and has a pinkish orange colour. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curing back in. A head massager. It has a wooden handle with several thin, curved, metal rods. At the end of each rod is a small plastic ball.
May 31, 2024 at 9:43 PM
mausci.bsky.social
Andranno tutti in terapia di gruppo per alcolisti: amanti, mogli, mariti, portieri, avvocati... e Diego.. #upas
September 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social
I bet it would feel real good to have a Joubiniteuthis on your head...

🦑📷Schmidt Ocean
Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin and has a pinkish orange colour. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curing back in.
July 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
analiticamente.bsky.social
signori

propongo un minuto di raccoglimento

per "sindacalisti", avvoGaDi, sagraioli, veterocomunisti, spacciatori di fake, fini pensatori e filosofi (portieri), Signore delle matitine colorate, Orsetti fascetti e tutti coloro che si stanno domandando come potranno metterla ora
two men are waving their arms in the air in front of a sign that says ' holiganbet '
ALT: two men are waving their arms in the air in front of a sign that says ' holiganbet '
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June 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social
Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) is one funky squid. It's lanky and it has a long tail, which is that pointy flappy bit extending from the mantle.

They are small squids, with a mantle length of 9 cm. That's a lot smaller than their closest relatives, the bigfin squids.
Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin and has a pinkish orange colour. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are extending out and curing back in. Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri). The squid is very thin and has an off white colour with orange chromatophores. It has a long, pointy tail extending from its mantle. Its arms are long and thin, and are loosely spread out. Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri). The squid is very thin and has an off white colour with red chromatophores. It has a long, pointy tail extending from its mantle. Its arms are long and thin, and are all tangled up. Joubin's Squid (Joubiniteuthis portieri) floating in the ocean. The squid is very thin. Its mantle is off white and the rest of it is reddish orange. It has a long tail extending from its mantle and is waving in the water. Its arms are long and thin, and are loosely spread out.
March 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
ludelpa.bsky.social
So che ormai non va più di moda, ma sto pensando di creare una pagina Facebook:

"Portieri inquadrati mentre insultano le madri dei difensori dopo aver parato il pallone"
February 18, 2026 at 7:36 AM
maurov1968.bsky.social
Bloccare una palla è assumersi una responsabilità.
Respingerla vuol dire delegare.
(Dino Zoff)

Che i portieri moderni imparino.
August 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
fussballgeekz.bsky.social
One for the cameras

🇪🇸 #Spain & #RealSociedad portieri, Luis Arconada, pre-Instagram, does an #Instagram.
February 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
aaraminta.bsky.social
si, vuole i grattini, ma più che altro le facciamo da portieri
April 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
korovev.bsky.social
Mi perderò nei meandri dei miei androni nei corridoi dei corridori nelle porte dei miei portieri (quei ficcanaso😂)
April 23, 2024 at 11:34 AM
torinofc1906.bsky.social
La situazione dei portieri al #TorinoFc è aggrovigliata. L'infortunio ha rimandato la partenza di #Israel a gennaio, sperando di non vedere visto azzerato il prezzo del cartellino. A giugno, invece, partirà #Perri: il riscatto dal #Leeds è da escludersi. Resteranno quindi solo #Mascardi e #Siviero.
September 28, 2026 at 7:40 AM
caporix.bsky.social
Allora #Chilhavisters annamo a dormì e ricordate
-no tik tok
-no giacche verdi
-no Riccardo
-no borsoni
-no portieri
-no bitcoin
-no karaoke
-no tettone (scherzo)
-no club dogo
-no statuette
-no scooter
-no scomparsi
-no torri idroponiche
-no biancheria

#chilhavisto
November 20, 2024 at 11:00 PM
ilpost.it
Subiscono tanti gol e si beccano pallonate addosso – a volte in faccia – da pochi metri, ma il loro ruolo è importante e spesso premiato
Nella pallamano i portieri sono un po' i protagonisti - Il Post
Subiscono tanti gol e si beccano pallonate addosso – a volte in faccia – da pochi metri, ma il loro ruolo è importante e spesso premiato
ilpost.link
January 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
pinkmartina.bsky.social
Ho acceso ora su raisport e c'è Bizzotto che parla di cambiare portieri. Evidentemente è un suo kink.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
ebasta.bsky.social
E bruciavano i guantoni dei portieri!
July 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
designmilk.bsky.social
Desktop Wallpaper: June 2025 With Sara Portieri
Desktop Wallpaper: June 2025 With Sara Portieri
Graphic designer Sara Portieri brings a surreal pop-art flair to your screens with a bold composition of lips and all-seeing eyes.
dlvr.it
June 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
paolasottotraccia.bsky.social
Cioè Marina e Ferri diventano i portieri del palazzo Palladini?
January 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
mammanonsonoio.bsky.social
Come si trasformano i portieri avversari quando giocano contro il Cagliari
November 5, 2023 at 3:20 PM
sognosondiego.bsky.social
vm.tiktok.com/ZNeoamsts/

“ La paura di volare , ha insegnato ai portieri a sognare “

Se vi va mettete un like, mi farebbe davvero piacere.

#goalkeeper #vitadaportiere
February 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
stefanobornia.bsky.social
Assieme a #donnarumma, uno dei portieri più sopravvalutati della storia del #calcio.

#vicario
plnews.bsky.social Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · Jul 23
Tottenham have left Guglielmo Vicario out of the preseason tour.
July 23, 2026 at 9:37 AM