Sundae tries that new Portillo's drink
August 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Sundae tries that new Portillo's drink
the Midwestern power of the sentence "Illinois stands with Ukraine" just spawned a Portillo's in my living room
President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Live updates: Trump cuts short talks with Ukraine’s Zelenskyy after Oval Office blow up
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy met with President Donald Trump in Washington, seeking backing for Ukraine's security against any future Russian aggression.
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February 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the Midwestern power of the sentence "Illinois stands with Ukraine" just spawned a Portillo's in my living room
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
Portillo's is on it lmaoooooooo
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Portillo's is on it lmaoooooooo
Dr. Pepper Cake Shake - A Dr. Pepper flavored milkshake from Chicago mainstay Portillo's, blended with a slice of cake
This thing had better still be around by MFF oh my god
Approx. 1500 calories for a large
$6.69 @ Portillo's
This thing had better still be around by MFF oh my god
Approx. 1500 calories for a large
$6.69 @ Portillo's
August 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Dr. Pepper Cake Shake - A Dr. Pepper flavored milkshake from Chicago mainstay Portillo's, blended with a slice of cake
This thing had better still be around by MFF oh my god
Approx. 1500 calories for a large
$6.69 @ Portillo's
This thing had better still be around by MFF oh my god
Approx. 1500 calories for a large
$6.69 @ Portillo's
Portillo's is scab hot dogs. Pass it on, Chicago.
November 19, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Portillo's is scab hot dogs. Pass it on, Chicago.
Tornado watch in the Portillo’s
June 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Tornado watch in the Portillo’s
First encyclical outlining the correct way to order at Portillo's
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
First encyclical outlining the correct way to order at Portillo's
Portillo's is scab hot dogs. Pass it on, Chicago
Other companies that are also pursuing a similar course to gut NLRB:
Trader Joe’s
Starbucks
Portillo’s
Trader Joe’s
Starbucks
Portillo’s
November 19, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Portillo's is scab hot dogs. Pass it on, Chicago
Portillo’s out marketing off the pope
May 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Portillo’s out marketing off the pope
Portillo's wouldn't just refuse to snitch. They'd help you bury the body.
Now thinking of which local local chains would snitch or not:
Wawa: maybe*
Rita's: no
Primo's: no
Royal Farms: yes
Lee's hoagies: no
La Colombe: yes
Wawa: maybe*
Rita's: no
Primo's: no
Royal Farms: yes
Lee's hoagies: no
La Colombe: yes
December 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Portillo's wouldn't just refuse to snitch. They'd help you bury the body.
We have Portillo’s in Texas now so it’s entirely possible this guy is already a fifth columnist within the guard
October 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We have Portillo’s in Texas now so it’s entirely possible this guy is already a fifth columnist within the guard
I think at the end of Michael Portillo’s train journeys he should have to say how much his ticket cost
April 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think at the end of Michael Portillo’s train journeys he should have to say how much his ticket cost