#Positives
there's some positives about turning into a pokemon
February 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
what positives??
September 30, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Hier mal ein positives Beispiel (von @zeit.de), wie Sanewashing vermieden werden kann.
February 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Um mal was Positives zu sagen: Zweimal am Tag NEIN zu Merz sagen zu können ist ja auch ganz schön...
May 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Fisherman: a lot of us voted Republican, and we’re not seeing the positives come out of it
March 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
At least fifty people have replied to this with "what positives?"

Yes, that's the joke. The giveaway was where I said "the total lack of positives." I was saying there were none.
Yes, there are lots of negatives around the Pete Hegseth nomination -- the rampant alcoholism, the allegations of sexual assault, the hush money payment to an accuser, the total incompetence leading non-profits, and so on.

But ask yourself:

Does all that outweigh the total lack of positives?
December 6, 2024 at 1:14 AM
You know what the issue is when you start using a thing that throws false positives at massive scale?

You get a fucking boatload of false positives. Way more than you get testing randomly on the streets.
March 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Hello, in case you were wondering about this: because false positives are so common and prostate cancers tend to grow very slowly, doctors do not usually recommend prostate cancer screening for men over 70.
May 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
March 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Etwas Positives: der Kubicki-Effekt wirkt wie von allen (außer FDPlern) erwartet.
September 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
lolicon? what cons? I see only positives
August 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
In jedem Fall: Danke, dass ihr mir helft, die Liste von false positives zu befreien.
May 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Bei all den negativen Dingen wollte ich mal ein positives Zeichen setzen:

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October 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
i am simply not concerned about false positives
i think it would be fine to excise everyone who exchanged emails with jeffrey epstein in a personal capacity from public life
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Positives like what?
August 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Night night sweet dreamies

Focus on an ocean of positives, not a puddle of negatives.
February 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“I'm really scratching my head because I voted Republican, and most of us in the fishing industry did, and we're not seeing the the positives come out of it, why we voted that way.”
March 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Positives in 2026
January 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Finally, I ran some of them through an email validator. I changed the middle initial to ensure I wasn't getting false positives. They check out.
March 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s okay to focus on the positives but the economy is worsening, and Trump will not be able to hide it. It’ll be obvious to everyone soon.
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
One of the few positives about the last decade or so is people are starting to get hip to the fact that the Luddites were right all along.
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Envoyez des ondes positives
#Sookie 😭😭😭
January 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Being caught stealing jocks can lead to more positives than a negatives sometimes...
December 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Für alle, die es interessiert: das Verfahren des bayrischen Antisemiten gegen mich wurde eingestellt. Muss ja auch mal was positives schreiben.
June 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM