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A lake longs to dance.
A bureaucrat files a weather variance.
Reality gets… complicated.

The Lake That Longed to Dance is a standalone tale from the world of The Walnut Prophecy.
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The Lake That Longed to Dance – A Ripple-Tale from The Walnut Prophecy Universe
In a world ruled by sacred bureaucracy, Lake Lorna Belle just wants to dance. But with no feet, no rhythm section, and a Cease and Desist scroll in her ripples, joy has never been so regulated—or so r...
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July 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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“Too many holidays,” Trump proclaims.

FOX News jumps in with chyrons ablaze.

Skip Rowland calls it “bold broadcast patriotism.”

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A satirical FOX News broadcast screenshot shows Brian Kilmeade seriously discussing a Truth Social post by Donald Trump that complains about the number of non-working holidays in America. The chyron reads: “TOO MANY HOLIDAYS? TRUMP SLAMS UN-AMERICAN TIME OFF.”
June 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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“When I close a tab, it is not an action—it is a burial.”

Columnist Bianca Gwen Whitaker reflects on her 37 open browser tabs as quiet proof of lives nearly lived.

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Tabs I Have Left Open: A Digital Memoir by Bianca G. Whitaker
A minimalist meditation on browser history, deferred identity, and the quiet architecture of indecision. Bianca Gwen Whitaker reflects on the tabs she never closed—and the lives she nearly lived.
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June 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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We pay in thoughts, prayers, and a haunted Xerox of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DNA chart.
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A satirical graphic shows a newspaper with “Post Meridiem Post” on the front page sitting beside a display of pineapples in a supermarket. One pineapple is upside-down. A note on the paper reads “Share us anywhere,” with chaotic doodles, pushpins, and a faint ghost of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DNA chart in the background.
June 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Welcome to The Satire Index.
A curated feed of satire, parody journalism, fake pundits, fictional dispatches, and posts flagged for tone.
Updated daily by @postmeridiempost.

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July 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Post Meridiem Post is under review for @bsky.app verification. We've submitted our stories, our souls, and Monty's real name (shhh).
If approved: legitimacy.
If denied: full meltdown.
Either way: satire wins.
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July 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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We spent the day investigating centrist cowardice, meme diplomacy, and billionaire-backed donkeys.

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Support independent satire so we can keep doing this instead of selling foot pics to Elon.
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A ragtag editorial team of eccentric, overworked satirical journalists (think baroque ghost, disheveled intellectual, talking donkey in suspenders) sitting at a folding table with a cracked laptop, em
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June 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Yes, it’s really called Operation Midnight Hammer.
No, we didn’t name it.
Yes, we’re furious about that.
We would’ve gone with Mission: Imbrogli-OH

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Operation Midnight Hammer: MAGA’s Most Spectacular Military Show
Skip Rowland celebrates Operation Midnight Hammer—the B‑2 strike on Iran—as pure broadcast patriotism. He breaks down the spectacle, timing, and political optics.
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June 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Grow a Garden beats Fortnite in players.

Cad Graves: “It’s not a game. It’s ambient despair in seed form.”

Read the joyless brilliance of the new Roblox monoculture:
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Roblox "Grow a Garden" Smashes Fortnite Peak—but Cad Graves Calls It "Interactive Wallpaper"
Roblox’s farming simulator “Grow a Garden” just hit 16.4 million concurrent players, surpassing Fortnite. Cadwallader Graves slams it as the epitome of joyless gaming, applauding its “utter lack of am...
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June 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The Baroness is back, and fashion has been put on notice.

Crocs = Satan’s clog.
Hoodies = soft fabric treason.

The Hemline Divine returns with a column so sharp it cuts through Lycra.
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The Baroness Declares War on Comfortwear: Why Sweatpants Are the End of Civilization - Post Meridiem Post
Baroness Ludmilla von Hess returns to The Hemline Divine with a fiery denunciation of modern fashion. Crocs, hoodies, leggings—she sees it not as style, but surrender. And she’s here to shame us all b...
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June 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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✉️ We have officially appealed our Truth Social ban.
@gtconway.bsky.social Help!!!

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🧑‍⚖️ Justice now.

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June 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Kilmeade tells Ilhan Omar to leave if she “hates it so much.”
Skip Rowland calls it “the most honest TV since the Declaration of Ratings.”
Read the full reverent breakdown:
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Kilmeade Tells Omar to Leave America, Skip Rowland Calls It ‘Pure Broadcast Bravery’ - Post Meridiem Post
Fox News host Brian Kilmeade suggested Rep. Ilhan Omar leave the U.S. if she doesn’t like it. Skip “The Remote” Rowland reports in reverent awe, calling it “patriotic truth-telling.”
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June 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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BREAKING:
We’ve been banned from Truth Social.
Monty grovels.
Skip cries into a coaxial cable.
America mourns.

Read our open letter to Lord Truth:
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Truth Social Bans Post Meridiem Post: Skip Rowland Collapses, Editor-in-Chief Issues Groveling Open Letter to Lord Truth - Post Meridiem Post
The Post Meridiem Post has been banned from Truth Social. Editor Monty begs for reinstatement. Skip “The Remote” Rowland weeps into a coaxial cable. Satire, it seems, is not welcome at Truth.
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June 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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📣 The Post Meridiem Post Recap is live:
🗞️ SCOTUS logic spirals
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☁️ Vance invades Bluesky
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June 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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🚨 We’ve been labeled as SPAM on Bluesky.
Reason? ✉️ “Spam.”
Actual crime? 💅 Posting too much truth with exquisite fonts.
We accept this label with pride (sort of- please let us out of jail)
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June 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM