Immediately duvet burrito'd myself when I got home from work. Came back to consciousness there about 20 mins ago and thought my final act was going to be dictating a will over voice note to my bf 💀💀💀
#prayformojo
#prayformojo
September 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Immediately duvet burrito'd myself when I got home from work. Came back to consciousness there about 20 mins ago and thought my final act was going to be dictating a will over voice note to my bf 💀💀💀
#prayformojo
#prayformojo
Sitting in a doctor’s office waiting to get laser beams shot into my eyeball #prayformojo
September 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Sitting in a doctor’s office waiting to get laser beams shot into my eyeball #prayformojo
And now, because I hate myself, I shall attempt to design and 3D print a custom battery enclosure. #PrayForMojo
September 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
And now, because I hate myself, I shall attempt to design and 3D print a custom battery enclosure. #PrayForMojo
Playing the Shoshinge for seven screaming cats to try and calm them down. #PrayForMojo
September 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Playing the Shoshinge for seven screaming cats to try and calm them down. #PrayForMojo
Have to update you all on Last Night With Bill (title of my forthcoming slim volume of poetry) but for now am recovering from a walking tour of Budapest’s mini statues (BRILL) and prepping for a walking tour of street art and murals. Bill will be joining me. #prayformojo
August 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Have to update you all on Last Night With Bill (title of my forthcoming slim volume of poetry) but for now am recovering from a walking tour of Budapest’s mini statues (BRILL) and prepping for a walking tour of street art and murals. Bill will be joining me. #prayformojo
Flying out of LAX in an hour #prayformojo
May 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Flying out of LAX in an hour #prayformojo
School doesn’t start back until next week. #PrayforMojo
December 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
School doesn’t start back until next week. #PrayforMojo
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Don't forget their newest brand. PrayforMojo
January 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Don't forget their newest brand. PrayforMojo
December 3, 2024 at 10:01 PM
JUST CAUGHT THE CRAZY HIT! #PrayForGazdic #PrayForMojo
December 2, 2024 at 3:18 PM
JUST CAUGHT THE CRAZY HIT! #PrayForGazdic #PrayForMojo
Just got on plane and this exchange happens:
Seatmate: "Let me know when you're ready."
Me: "For what?"
Him: "The jokes!"
#prayforMojo
Seatmate: "Let me know when you're ready."
Me: "For what?"
Him: "The jokes!"
#prayforMojo
November 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Just got on plane and this exchange happens:
Seatmate: "Let me know when you're ready."
Me: "For what?"
Him: "The jokes!"
#prayforMojo
Seatmate: "Let me know when you're ready."
Me: "For what?"
Him: "The jokes!"
#prayforMojo
March 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
March 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
due to my punishing schedule of labor and toil, today’s my only free day to visit Tim Apple’s House of Watch Repair
going to the mall, on a Sunday, 3 weeks before Christmas? #PrayForMojo 🙈
going to the mall, on a Sunday, 3 weeks before Christmas? #PrayForMojo 🙈
michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! ''
ALT: michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and says `` this is the worst ! ''
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December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
due to my punishing schedule of labor and toil, today’s my only free day to visit Tim Apple’s House of Watch Repair
going to the mall, on a Sunday, 3 weeks before Christmas? #PrayForMojo 🙈
going to the mall, on a Sunday, 3 weeks before Christmas? #PrayForMojo 🙈
At the doctor's for the third time since getting out of the hospital... Now I have labored breathing and can barely walk without getting out of breath.
#PrayForMojo
And just because...
Venmo: nibla
PayPal.me/crashash
Cash app: nibla
#PrayForMojo
And just because...
Venmo: nibla
PayPal.me/crashash
Cash app: nibla
December 27, 2024 at 8:22 PM
At the doctor's for the third time since getting out of the hospital... Now I have labored breathing and can barely walk without getting out of breath.
#PrayForMojo
And just because...
Venmo: nibla
PayPal.me/crashash
Cash app: nibla
#PrayForMojo
And just because...
Venmo: nibla
PayPal.me/crashash
Cash app: nibla