the onion predicting the future yet again
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the onion predicting the future yet again
my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do
People laughed a few days ago when @jamellebouie.net said we might not have flu shots next year, but:
NEWS: The FDA abruptly canceled its upcoming advisory committee meeting to select the strains for next year's flu shot.
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do
Dude is Nostradamus when it comes to predicting his own administration’s failures.
March 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Dude is Nostradamus when it comes to predicting his own administration’s failures.
Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT.
March 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT.
predicting the future on margin. that'll go well.
September 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
predicting the future on margin. that'll go well.
Sorry, is the congressman predicting a Pearl Harbor style attack here?
Hoping for it?
Hoping for it?
BLITZER: How do you explain the disconnect between what the president says and how Americans feel according to almost all of these most recent polls?
REP. CARLOS GIMENEZ: Prior to World War 2, 85% of Americans were not in favor of entering that war, and then it all changes
REP. CARLOS GIMENEZ: Prior to World War 2, 85% of Americans were not in favor of entering that war, and then it all changes
July 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Sorry, is the congressman predicting a Pearl Harbor style attack here?
Hoping for it?
Hoping for it?
So is “predicting”
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
So is “predicting”
The Onion is now predicting the future like The Simpsons
March 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Onion is now predicting the future like The Simpsons
Now they are predicting HAIL & Tornadoes!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
June 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Now they are predicting HAIL & Tornadoes!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Not exactly predicting when it is inevitable
Musk’s decision to reveal the rocky ground beneath Trump’s trophy deal, all while elevating his own know-how, could cause cracks in the powerful duo’s dynamic.
Elon doesn't like to share.
Kara Swisher predicted that the relationship between the two self-imagined strongmen is destined to flame out.
Elon doesn't like to share.
Kara Swisher predicted that the relationship between the two self-imagined strongmen is destined to flame out.
“They don’t actually have the money,” Musk wrote on X in response to a post from OpenAI announcing the digital infrastructure deal. “SoftBank has well under $10B secured. I have that on good authority.”
January 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not exactly predicting when it is inevitable
The 2025 hurricane season officially began on Sunday. Forecasters are predicting an active season. By @shannonbond.bsky.social
Hurricane season has started. Here's what to know
The 2025 hurricane season officially began on Sunday. Forecasters are predicting an active season.
www.npr.org
June 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The 2025 hurricane season officially began on Sunday. Forecasters are predicting an active season. By @shannonbond.bsky.social
He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.
Happy anniversary of this not happening
April 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Happy anniversary of this not happening
I’m predicting a flurry of rage posts tonight
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April 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m predicting a flurry of rage posts tonight
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In fairness, MAGA had been predicting a civil war.
December 28, 2024 at 8:57 PM
In fairness, MAGA had been predicting a civil war.
I am the master of predicting #TheGameAwards.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I am the master of predicting #TheGameAwards.
The Good Place predicting our current moment:
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Good Place predicting our current moment:
I'm predicting what's next
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm predicting what's next
December 2, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Shoutout to 18 year old me for accidentally predicting Mighty Cuphead Adventure
June 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Shoutout to 18 year old me for accidentally predicting Mighty Cuphead Adventure
I’m predicting the first shot was an accidental discharge, a complete buffoon fake cop
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I’m predicting the first shot was an accidental discharge, a complete buffoon fake cop
NOAA is predicting geomagnetic storms could make the northern lights visible farther south later this week.
Northern Lights Forecast: Aurora Could Be Visible In These 9 States Sunday
NOAA is predicting geomagnetic storms could make the northern lights visible farther south later this week.
www.forbes.com
June 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
NOAA is predicting geomagnetic storms could make the northern lights visible farther south later this week.
She warned us.
Hillary Clinton's 2016 Speech Predicting How Trump Would Behave As President Just Resurfaced—And Wow
www.comicsands.com
June 13, 2026 at 7:50 AM
She warned us.
