Punxsutawney Phil predicts four more years of fascism.
February 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicts four more years of fascism.
Punxsutawney Phil predicts at least another four years of batshit craziness.
February 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicts at least another four years of batshit craziness.
katie predicts this every episode
April 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
katie predicts this every episode
Cuba condemns US ‘collective punishment’ as Trump predicts deal https://aje.news/8gxxo8
September 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Cuba condemns US ‘collective punishment’ as Trump predicts deal https://aje.news/8gxxo8
The book predicts history again
April 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The book predicts history again
"IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA"
"in about eight weeks DOGE managed to lose the U.S. government — more or less light on fire — more than half of what goes to all non-defense discretionary spending..."
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"in about eight weeks DOGE managed to lose the U.S. government — more or less light on fire — more than half of what goes to all non-defense discretionary spending..."
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA
The Post reports today that the IRS’ internal projections estimate that the...
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA"
"in about eight weeks DOGE managed to lose the U.S. government — more or less light on fire — more than half of what goes to all non-defense discretionary spending..."
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
"in about eight weeks DOGE managed to lose the U.S. government — more or less light on fire — more than half of what goes to all non-defense discretionary spending..."
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
Vinny predicts Asmongold
May 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Vinny predicts Asmongold
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration predicts a Kp index of four out of nine Saturday night.
Northern Lights Forecast: These 10 States Could See Aurora Borealis Saturday
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration predicts a Kp index of four out of nine Saturday night.
www.forbes.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration predicts a Kp index of four out of nine Saturday night.
This Farseer predicts a good fuck for herself.
October 17, 2024 at 10:03 AM
This Farseer predicts a good fuck for herself.
Jon Stewart Predicts ‘Joyful Noise’ When Trump Is Finally Gone www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/dai... via @thedailybeast
Jon Stewart Predicts ‘Joyful Noise’ When Trump Is Finally Gone
The late-night host wants you to know that, however small, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jon Stewart Predicts ‘Joyful Noise’ When Trump Is Finally Gone www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/dai... via @thedailybeast
BREAKING: JPMorgan, $JPM, now predicts a recession in the US for this year
April 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
BREAKING: JPMorgan, $JPM, now predicts a recession in the US for this year
George Conway predicts Trump’s 'inner rage' will make him 'lose again and again' in court https://twp.ai/4ilfrk
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George Conway predicts Trump’s 'inner rage' will make him 'lose again and again' in court
twp.ai
April 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
George Conway predicts Trump’s 'inner rage' will make him 'lose again and again' in court https://twp.ai/4ilfrk
It's happening, the onion predicts the future again.
March 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's happening, the onion predicts the future again.
Monty Python predicts history
A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo”
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
www.wlbt.com
January 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Monty Python predicts history
the farmer’s almanac predicts you being a little bitch
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the farmer’s almanac predicts you being a little bitch
It is April 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is May 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is June 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks.
June 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It is April 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is May 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks. It is June 1st. JP Morgan predicts the Strait will be open within weeks.
Imagine thinking Kalshi predicts anything!
August 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Imagine thinking Kalshi predicts anything!
World Bank predicts worst decade for global growth since 60s
June 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
World Bank predicts worst decade for global growth since 60s
When TikTok predicts a rapture… who ya gonna call? 👻
September 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When TikTok predicts a rapture… who ya gonna call? 👻
I'll just note that critical race theory predicts quite a lot about the current racial retrenchment and for being *correct* it was pilloried in the press and by some academics.
May 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I'll just note that critical race theory predicts quite a lot about the current racial retrenchment and for being *correct* it was pilloried in the press and by some academics.
The oracle has spoken 🔮
'Simpsons' Creator Epically 'Predicts' How Kids Will 'Liberate' Their MAGA Parents
The oracle has spoken!
www.comicsands.com
August 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The oracle has spoken 🔮
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
May 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
An upcoming news conference with victims of Jeffrey Epstein could be “explosive,” one of the congressmen pushing for full release of the files on Epstein predicts.
Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna said the victims’ accounts will force lawmakers to vote on a bill requiring DOJ to release its files.
Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna said the victims’ accounts will force lawmakers to vote on a bill requiring DOJ to release its files.
News conference with Epstein's victims will be 'explosive,' lawmaker predicts
Rep. Ro Khanna said a Sept. 3 news conference with Jeffrey Epstein's victims could force the government to release files about Epstein.
www.usatoday.com
September 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
An upcoming news conference with victims of Jeffrey Epstein could be “explosive,” one of the congressmen pushing for full release of the files on Epstein predicts.
Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna said the victims’ accounts will force lawmakers to vote on a bill requiring DOJ to release its files.
Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna said the victims’ accounts will force lawmakers to vote on a bill requiring DOJ to release its files.