“Nobody” is better than me at bankruptcies! I’ve had more bankruptcies than books I’ve read — and yet I became President. Talk about failing your way to the top!

#TrumpFailsUp
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#SatireSunday
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When history repeats, at least it’s consistent — unfortunately. #JulyJabs #PresidentialFails

Some presidents write history. Others just doodle in the margins. #PresidentialFails